Blixa wrote:This has apparently been my mistake. Assistants, junior faculty, yes. Minions, no. I may need to apply to Cassius University for a grant...
On the faculty of Cassius U, we have cut out all of the fat. Assistants? Junior faculty? Administration? Students? No. Here, one matriculates and then acquires tenure and minions in a single fell swoop. Ah, minions. What would we do without them?
You're right. Our Ziggurat would never get completed without them.
"[I]f, while hoping that everybody else will be honest and so forth, I can personally prosper through unethical and immoral acts without being detected and without risk, why should I not?." --Daniel Peterson, 6/4/14
Blixa wrote:This has apparently been my mistake. Assistants, junior faculty, yes. Minions, no. I may need to apply to Cassius University for a grant...
On the faculty of Cassius U, we have cut out all of the fat. Assistants? Junior faculty? Administration? Students? No. Here, one matriculates and then acquires tenure and minions in a single fell swoop. Ah, minions. What would we do without them?
My Curriculum Vitae is on its way.
From the Ernest L. Wilkinson Diaries: "ELW dreams he's spattered w/ grease. Hundreds steal his greasy pants."
Doctor Scratch wrote:You're right. Our Ziggurat would never get completed without them.
Oh, the Ziggurat. Please don't get me started. Just wait until we produce our own brand of Mopologetics. We'll supplant FARMS and Rodney Meldrum.
Just don't commission a building that looks likes it's pissing itself from the firm Disney & Speer. Too much amusement park faux-Aztec/Sleeping Beauty's Castle abounds already. Myself, I favor the neo-Bauhaus of the Dream Mine...
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From the Ernest L. Wilkinson Diaries: "ELW dreams he's spattered w/ grease. Hundreds steal his greasy pants."
Blixa wrote:Just don't commission a building that looks likes it's pissing itself from the firm Disney & Speer. Too much amusement park faux-Aztec/Sleeping Beauty's Castle abounds already. Myself, I favor the neo-Bauhaus of the Dream Mine...
Ahem. Now, Blixa, neo-fascist kitsch is precisely the point.
