Forced Out of Retirement

[_Kishkumen]

Mysterious? I was thinking greasy. But hey! It's just an opinon.

Well, we all have our 'bad hair days,' harmony. Don't be so catty.

[_Gadianton]

I am truly humbled, Doctor Scratch, that you have accepted our meager offer. I'm sure the counter offer by FARMS was tempting, and far more impressive. I appreciate your great humility regarding compensation, but, I do want you to know that if in the future, you require the "extras", that they will be there for you. I have no problem at all with self interest. I am, however, a little put off by self interest masquerading as humility. Please, I beg you to accept the smoking robe and pipe. I will deduct the costs out of your first check at wholesale rate if you wish. Consider it a favor to the university that you don these effects.

[_Pokatator]

Cassius University? I've never heard of it. Does it indeed exist and if so, where? Can you provide us a link to Cassius University to help support your claim?

Jersey Girl

Its name has been changed to the Muhamed Ali University.

This guy has just gotta love this little flightless bird!

[_harmony]

Mysterious? I was thinking greasy. But hey! It's just an opinon.

Well, we all have our 'bad hair days,' harmony. Don't be so catty.

Try some Pantene. Great shampoo.

[_Pokatator]

Well, we all have our 'bad hair days,' harmony. Don't be so catty.

Try some Pantene. Great shampoo.

Seeing that we have all gone off-topic.

This reminds of when someone says, "I changed my oil", (of course, meaning in their car) but by the true meaning of their words I often retort, "what did you do shampoo your hair?"

Sorry, it's late.

[_ludwigm]

Doctor Scratch?

According to the evidence, PhD is short for:
P-pedophile
h-homosexual
D-deviant

The "P" and the "D" are capitalized because they are superior forms of evil.

Hehe.

[_Pokatator]

Doctor Scratch?

According to the evidence, PhD is short for:
P-pedophile
h-homosexual
D-deviant

The "P" and the "D" are capitalized because they are superior forms of evil.

Hehe.

I thought it was post hole digger.

[_Rollo Tomasi]

Good grief. I try to retire, and look what happens?

Glad to have you back, Doc. You were missed.

[_Danna]

Love the Avatar, by the way. It suits you. Very mysterious indeed.

Thanks.

Actually, I find your avatar very disconcerting. Alan Rickman as Snape is great (gives me a reason to watch Harry Potter with my eldest monkey). But Alan Rickman as the Sheriff of Nottingham was just fantastic..."I'm going to cut your heart out with a spoon!". One of the great lines in movie history, delivered with the purest evil intent. I fell in love right then. Pity about the rest of the movie though.

[_Jason Bourne]

I completely disagree with this characterization of me. I happen to like Doctor Peterson, to think that he is a good writer, and probably a pretty good guy (though I strongly dislike his Mopologetics, and think that he's got a nasty penchant for treating people badly online). If anyone is harboring "obsessively malignant hatred," it has to be DCP, who seems to be projecting here. Think about it: I'm gone for roughly a week, and every other post was "Scratch this, Scratch that." "Scratch must be at the center of this vast conspiracy."

Ahhhhhhaaaaahahahaaaaaahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!

You are a comedian now MR. Scratch.

In any event, I return to clear the air, and to taunt the Mopologists with my "Doctor" status, as I have a Ph.D. from Cassius University. "Mister" Scratch shall remain permanently buried.

Oh please. But you shall remain Mr. Scratch, or even better, just Scratch, to me.