The Shifting Loyalties of William Schryver, Esq.

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_Dwight Frye
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Re: The Shifting Loyalties of William Schryver, Esq.

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I, too, appreciate Kevin's bumping this. A most interesting thread, indeed (par for the course for Doctor Scratch). Perhaps Justin Thames will find this information of value and work it into his entry for Bro. Schryver on his MormonDiscussions.com: Guide To.
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KimberlyAnn wrote:
Pokatator wrote:My favorite from William Schryver, the circle jerk!


OK - I've seen the phrase, "circle jerk" tossed around on this board for a while now. Well, the last time I saw it I decided to ask my husband if it means what it sounds like it means, and it's even WORSE than I imagined! EWWWWW! I know it's not being used in it's literal sense, but still, GROSS!

I also made the mistake of asking another poster what a gimp suit was because I read some joke about one on this board, and he linked me to a picture... *shudder*!

And to think some people say posting on internet message boards is a waste of time! I've learned so much here... :P

Less naïve by the day,

KA


Circle Jerks
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Re: The Shifting Loyalties of William Schryver, Esq.

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I have made a point of not responding to most of these silly things you people dream up, but, lest there be any confusion whatsoever:

For the record, I have always been an invariably loyal and substantially faithful and active, if not hardly perfect, member of the church. I am and always have been a 100% adherent to the all-important laws of chastity and tithing -- for which I testify to having been abundantly blessed.

I also have, I must confess, albeit on rare occasions, punched bullies and assholes in the nose.

And I don't seem to harbor any residual guilt for having done so. :lol:
... every man walketh in his own way, and after the image of his own god, whose image is in the likeness of the world, and whose substance is that of an idol ...
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Re: The Shifting Loyalties of William Schryver, Esq.

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Dream up?

moderator edit by harmony: Do not make mention of anything that allegedly transpired or is transpiring via the chat room or via private message that the source him- or herself has not overtly made public. People who communicate behind-the-scenes obviously intend their communications to remain behind-the-scenes. Any post on the board itself making reference to such things will be deleted.


Do not refer to emails; they are private under Rule #3.

You're a proven liar and a fraud. It is well documented, and your silly method of pretending it is just some anti-Mormon conspiracy isn't convincing anyone except yourself.

Anyone at FAIR would do well to distance themselves from you as much as possible, as your penchant for praise seeking has risen and your credibility has dropped.
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Re: The Shifting Loyalties of William Schryver, Esq.

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For the record, I have always been an invariably loyal and substantially faithful and active, if not hardly perfect, member of the church. I am and always have been a 100% adherent to the all-important laws of chastity and tithing -- for which I testify to having been abundantly blessed.


Funny how the only allegation you're willing to "clear up" is one for your fellow LDS. You don't want them thinking you're a fence straddler or else you'd be in for a tongue lashing. But the fact is you moderator edit by harmony: Do not make mention of anything that allegedly transpired or is transpiring via the chat room or via private message that the source him- or herself has not overtly made public. People who communicate behind-the-scenes obviously intend their communications to remain behind-the-scenes. Any post on the board itself making reference to such things will be deleted.
You did this so he'd warm up to you and let you in to his world. You're a snake selling snake oil.

I also have, I must confess, albeit on rare occasions, punched bullies and assholes in the nose.


You're lying again. The absence of your testicles proves you would never do such a thing. Just because you look like Hellboy doesn't mean you're tough. You and GoodK are both a couple of puss-cakes.
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Re: The Shifting Loyalties of William Schryver, Esq.

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Based on my very short time here, this Will Schryver guy reminds me of Dwight Schrute.
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Pokatator wrote:My favorite from William Schryver, the circle jerk!


Oh my gosh!!!
I've never seen so much jealousy on this board thus far.
You basically scored next to nothing on Justin Thames scale compared to
perfect 10 of William Schryver!!!!!!
Shame on you for mocking him!
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Re: The Shifting Loyalties of William Schryver, Esq.

Post by _William Schryver »

Challenge to one and all:

moderator edit by harmony: Do not make mention of anything that allegedly transpired or is transpiring via the chat room or via private message that the source him- or herself has not overtly made public. People who communicate behind-the-scenes obviously intend their communications to remain behind-the-scenes. Any post on the board itself making reference to such things will be deleted.


Do not refer to emails, as they are private under Rule #3.
In short, Kevin Graham is either terribly misinformed, or just flat out lying.
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Re: The Shifting Loyalties of William Schryver, Esq.

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In short, Kevin Graham is either terribly misinformed, or just flat out lying.


LOL, right!

I missed what he said. Anyone wanna send me a PM to enlighten me?
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