Mark E. Peterson's "Overcoming Masturbation" talk

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Re: Mark E. Peterson's "Overcoming Masturbation" talk

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Droopy wrote:The standard liberal preoccupations rise to the surface again.

I'd rather be a relaxed liberal than a blue-balled, uptight conservative any day.

Do yourself and everyone else a favor and go whack off once, why don't you? Who knows? You might even start to sound intelligent for a change.

Couldn't hurt, any way.
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Re: Mark E. Peterson's "Overcoming Masturbation" talk

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bcspace wrote:
Yes, I think that may be the case.


I think what we have here Droopy is a bunch of chronic masturbaters afraid of having their hands tied to the bedpost.

:lol:


Come on over to the Goddess Suite. As Runtu mentioned earlier, I just received a new shipment of fuzzy handcuffs. We can have you properly "fit to be tied" in no time. :wink:
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Here is a Link to one of the Web Site Pages from Religious Tolerance, about the many different Religious views on Masturbation:

Masturbation: All points of view:
http://www.religioustolerance.org/masturba.htm
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First of all, masturbation has a negative connotation. In the academic world we refer to it as 'solitary sex'. I think that this has a more positive connotation. When one masturbates, they are basically having sex with themselves in a solitary fashion. If one thinks deeply about this, one can see that it can perhaps be perfectly natural to have sex with yourself, especially if it is made into an erotic experience. Now, the word masturbation has a more x-rated connotation than solitary sex. Solitary sex is like watching a soft porn movie with a woman director but masturbation is more hardcore.

Thank you for your time and I hope that you all learned something from my post. :geek:
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What did the natural birth child say to the test tube born child?

Your dad is a wanker.
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Ray A wrote:What did the natural birth child say to the test tube born child?

Your dad is a wanker.



LOL! :lol:
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Brackite wrote:Masturbation: All points of view:
http://www.religioustolerance.org/masturba.htm


This is what you get for spanking the monkey?:

Some religious denominations even teach that people who masturbate are in great danger of spending eternity in Hell under very some uncomfortable circumstances -- flogging, worms, intolerable heat and thirst, and darkness.


What's the penalty for murder?
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Ray A wrote:
Brackite wrote:Masturbation: All points of view:
http://www.religioustolerance.org/masturba.htm


This is what you get for spanking the monkey?:

Some religious denominations even teach that people who masturbate are in great danger of spending eternity in Hell under very some uncomfortable circumstances -- flogging, worms, intolerable heat and thirst, and darkness.


What's the penalty for murder?


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karl61 wrote:a new ship, Gods love, a family, and a whole civilization named after you.


LOL.
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Ray A wrote:Some religious denominations even teach that people who masturbate are in great danger of spending eternity in Hell under very some uncomfortable circumstances -- flogging, worms, intolerable heat and thirst, and darkness.

Sweet. Masochist heaven.

(I wonder if Satan will also spit on them, and tell them they're dirty)
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