Why Does Bill Hamblin Hate Sunstone?

[_Kishkumen]

It's an instinctive reflex that moves you in the darkest corridors of your being; wraps its grasping hands around the very core of your carnal essence, and wrenches your flesh until the primal scream of your suppressed outrage bursts into a malevolent spasm of ecstatic rage.

And I predict -- yea, verily I prophesy -- that it will only get worse as time goes on ...

Will, you are a bozo, but damn it if you aren't a talented bozo. Too bad you spend your efforts on lost causes and bad arguments. I have to chuckle at your characterization of me, but at the same time I appreciate the linguistic flair demonstrated therein.

[_Runtu]

I think I have a very good sense of just how much damage I'm doing.

I rather think you do. In fact, I suspect you're quite happy to do your part. :)

[_Kishkumen]

my wife is sufficiently Jewish to have been gathered up for the "Final Solution."

Wow, so your wife is approx. 70 years old?

ROFL!!! Nice one, Scratch.

[_Mike Reed]

If Will only knew just how he is damaging his own religion by acting like this.

As well as to his own reputation.

[_William Schryver]

I think I have a very good sense of just how much damage I'm doing.

I rather think you do. In fact, I suspect you're quite happy to do your part. :)

It may not be on the mountain height
Or over the stormy sea
But only here in the Trailer Park
Where the “cause” has need of me
In the night, with a still, small voice it calls
To paths ‘tween the buggerers and hos
And armed with nothing but faith and the word
I go where it bids me to go
I go where it bids me to go, I fly
Among the dumpsters and demons diseased
Giving voice to the words none others dare say
Here I do what I damn well please
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Mike Reed:

As well as to his own reputation.

Nay, sir. Here is where I burnish it to a brilliant sheen.

[_Kishkumen]

Mike Reed:

As well as to his own reputation.

Nay, sir. Here is where I burnish it to a brilliant sheen.

See the sunlight glint off the slimy, fresh steamers Will leaves here daily.

[_KimberlyAnn]

Edit: Besides, I only went to the Exmo Conference because I heard there were easy chicks to be found. And, as a matter of fact, I saw several. In fact, I wrote a chronicle of my adventures. Bill Hamblin was one of several who read it. It's since been retired to the "vault," I'm sure.

Your comments generally don't rile me, Will, but I do hope you're not suggesting that I was one of the "easy" chicks you saw at Exmo Conference, or that I'm one of the "hos" mentioned in your song parody, because nothing could be further from the truth.

There's not one female poster on this board who is a "ho."

Also, it's no big deal, but for the record, my dress wasn't what you remember, Will. Admittedly, I bristled a bit when you said I looked like I belonged at an Adult Film Industry convention. I didn't. The dress I wore was an Anne Klein wrap dress with three-quarter length sleeves and a skirt length to just below the knee. It did have a plunging neckline, but it wasn't as low-cut as dresses worn by other women that evening. Those women were just shaped differently than me. :)

Anyway, I'm not easy and I'm no ho.

Carry on.

KA

[_William Schryver]

See the sunlight glint off the slimy, fresh steamers Will leaves here daily.

How could you possibly distinguish mine from yours?

Oh, that's right. By the smell.

Mine never stink.

[_William Schryver]

KA:

There's not one female poster on this board who is a "ho."

I think you may be right. As far as I can tell, they’re all males.

Also, it's no big deal, but for the record, my dress wasn't what you remember, Will.

Could be I missed the forest for the trees.

… I'm not easy and I'm no ho.

You know what they say: “Easy is as easy does.”

In any case, if you’d like to be offended, don’t let me get in your way.

[_Yoda]

Will, you remind me of Trekkie Monster in the following video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-TA57L0kuc