On Licked Cupcakes *PG-13

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Post by _Bond...James Bond »

Gazelam wrote:wait...there it goes... yep...

slid right into the Telestial kingdom.....


Honestly Gaz, you know this thread isn't going Telestial without a dirty song.

To the tune of *Lumberjack Song* by Monty Python.

Girl:
I'm a sweet cupcake, and I'm okay.
I come all night cause I'm licked all day.


Cupcakettes:
She's a sweet cupcake, and she's okay.
She comes all night cause she's licked all day.

Girl:
I'm licked by men, eaten for lunch.
Even in the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go hoppin'
And I'm buttered up by tea.

Cupcakettes:
She's licked by men, eaten for lunch
Even in the lavatory.
On Wednesdays she goes hoppin'
And is buttered up by tea.

She's a sweet cupcake, and she's okay.
She comes all night cause she's licked all day.


Girl:
I like it wet. I shake and bump.
I hold men to me flowers.
I put on a revealing clothing
I've even been licked through bars.

Cupcakettes:
She likes it wet. She skakes and bumps.
She holds men to her flowers.
She puts on revealing clothing
Has even been licked through bars?!

beeepppp beeeeppp (don't want to parody this part) beeeppp beeppp

[singing]
She's a sweet cupcake, and she's okay.
She comes all night cause she's licked all day.
She's a sweet cupcake, and she's okaaaaay.
She's licked all night and that's okay.
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
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Post by _KimberlyAnn »

Bond...James Bond wrote:
Gazelam wrote:wait...there it goes... yep...

slid right into the Telestial kingdom.....


Honestly Gaz, you know this thread isn't going Telestial without a dirty song.

To the tune of *Lumberjack Song* by Monty Python.

Girl:
I'm a sweet cupcake, and I'm okay.
I come all night cause I'm licked all day.


Cupcakettes:
She's a sweet cupcake, and she's okay.
She comes all night cause she's licked all day.

Girl:
I'm licked by men, eaten for lunch.
Even in the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go hoppin'
And I'm buttered up by tea.

Cupcakettes:
She's licked by men, eaten for lunch
Even in the lavatory.
On Wednesdays she goes hoppin'
And is buttered up by tea.

She's a sweet cupcake, and she's okay.
She comes all night cause she's licked all day.


Girl:
I like it wet. I shake and bump.
I hold men to me flowers.
I put on a revealing clothing
I've even been licked through bars.

Cupcakettes:
She likes it wet. She skakes and bumps.
She holds men to her flowers.
She puts on revealing clothing
Has even been licked through bars?!

beeepppp beeeeppp (don't want to parody this part) beeeppp beeppp

[singing]
She's a sweet cupcake, and she's okay.
She comes all night cause she's licked all day.
She's a sweet cupcake, and she's okaaaaay.
She's licked all night and that's okay.


Bond, why, oh why, are you trying to get my innocent little thread sent to the Telestial Kingdom?!

Cute song, though.

KA
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Post by _Bond...James Bond »

KimberlyAnn wrote: Bond, why, oh why, are you trying to get my innocent little thread sent to the Telestial Kingdom?!

Cute song, though.

KA


These threads usually don't get moved down except for personal attacks or dirty language or dirty pictures (at least that was my experience when another sexual thread got moved down). It almost always takes a F bomb to get moved down (or in the case of my masturbation thread, dirty pics.....funny as hell, but dirty.).

PS Sorry in advance if this does get moved. Blame ole Bond. I'll be the lightning rod of hate :)
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Post by _Mephitus »

This reminds me of a saying by Scott Adams (the writer/artist for Dilbert)

Businesses are not usualy in the market you think they are. Take television for example, they are not in the business of producing high quality shows. They are in the business of bringing consumers to their advertisers. Or likewise take Xerox. They make huge shiny looking copier machines while they are really in the business of selling replacement toner cartriges.

As just such an analogy, Mormonism is in the repentance business. The only way your going to get it is by making sure people feel as much guilt as possible so that they need to repent.
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Post by _Runtu »

Sono_hito wrote:This reminds me of a saying by Scott Adams (the writer/artist for Dilbert)

Businesses are not usualy in the market you think they are. Take television for example, they are not in the business of producing high quality shows. They are in the business of bringing consumers to their advertisers. Or likewise take Xerox. They make huge shiny looking copier machines while they are really in the business of selling replacement toner cartriges.

As just such an analogy, Mormonism is in the repentance business. The only way your going to get it is by making sure people feel as much guilt as possible so that they need to repent.


I really need to rewrite the essay I wrote a long time ago about the duality in the church: by design, it tells members they are simultaneously better than "the world" and yet "not good enough." Thus, members need the church not only to feel good about themselves but also to not be worse than they are: either way, the member is constantly reminded that he or she needs the church. It's a good sales pitch that works well.
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Re: On Licked Cupcakes *PG-13

Post by _Yoda »

Your wish is my command, KA! :biggrin:

Bumping this very classic thread from our very own Kimberly!!! :wink:
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Post by _KimberlyAnn »

liz3564 wrote:Your wish is my command, KA! :biggrin:

Bumping this very classic thread from our very own Kimberly!!! :wink:


You're a sweetie-pie, Liz!

(Though I never guessed you were a cupcake bumper!)

KA
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Post by _Yoda »

There is always an ulterior motive in bumping cupcakes. In my case, it involves liking mine licked. :mrgreen:
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Post by _Yoda »

In all seriousness, I think this topic is a good one to bring up again. The cupcake object lesson that KA brought up, and that many of us, including myself, experienced in Mutual, is the perfect example of the madonna-whore complex that the Church tried to place on women.

I think it goes right along with the justification for polygamy being an eternal law. "Women are more righteous so there will be more women in the CK."

But it is the woman who is responsible for leading the man astray. The woman is the ultimate "damaged goods", which directly conflicts with the concept of repentance.
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Re: On Licked Cupcakes *PG-13

Post by _moksha »

Does anyone know the Latin translation for "On Licked Cupcakes"?
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