Congratulations to Why Me on Achieving Godhood!!

[_Roger Morrison]

1261 and still asking "Why me?" Cuz, yer nice, smart, good and you look like Joseph Smith. Congrats for everything! Roger

[Guest]

It makes sense that you'd want more than one wife since you can't even settle with one religion. ;)

Congrats on Godhood!

KA

That's true. I suppose that having more than one wife might be difficult for a priest to understand.

By the way, would you like to be my fourth wife... I promise that I will let you go to the exmo conference every year and you can read sunstone too.

[_why me]

What's the number of your Shady Acres trailer space?

Let me see...it's number 31 just outside the polygamous compound.

[_why me]

Thanks Ray. I am making up my list now. But we seem to have a women shortage on this forum. And I am not about to chose any from MAD on this board. So, I will stick to three that I have now and go slowly from there with my list.

Only three wives WhyMe? You need seven.


If polygamy comes back, I would consent to have Truth Dancer, Harmony, and Liz as sister wives.

Congrats on Godhood! You are one of the nicer apologists I've encountered, even though we disagree.

I did have the chance to become a polygamist when I was younger but I didn't follow up on it. But the polygamous missionaries were very nice.

I actually think that four wives is a good number. But it could never be based on lust...only doing what god expects of me.

I am a nice guy but I just can't seem to find that special gal the second time around.

[_why me]

Kudo's Why Me. I'll give it to you, you've got kahoneys to take our abuse here!

Keep it up...maybe you'll get one of us back someday!

Well, believe it or not that is not my goal. I just want to offer a differing opinion. My standing in the LDS church is not good at all and so, I would never be a hypocrite and attempt such a thing. We all must travel down our own road and hope that the road is okay and leads us well.

[_why me]

1261 and still asking "Why me?" Cuz, yer nice, smart, good and you look like Joseph Smith. Congrats for everything! Roger

Your right, some can't notice what a beautiful day it is.... even with eyes wide open.

[_why me]

Congratulations !!

Thanks, I can only hope that when the socialist revolution happens, many people are also clapping.

[_KimberlyAnn]

By the way, would you like to be my fourth wife... I promise that I will let you go to the exmo conference every year and you can read sunstone too.

No, I won't be your fourth wife. I only sleep with men whose asses I can't kick.

KA

[_Yoda]

By the way, would you like to be my fourth wife... I promise that I will let you go to the exmo conference every year and you can read sunstone too.

No, I won't be your fourth wife. I only sleep with men whose asses I can't kick.

KA

Oh, man! If that was the case, I would never have sex!

[_Jersey Girl]

By the way, would you like to be my fourth wife... I promise that I will let you go to the exmo conference every year and you can read sunstone too.

No, I won't be your fourth wife. I only sleep with men whose asses I can't kick.

KA

I need some clarification over here. What sort of ass are you thinking about?

1. Physical ass
2. Verbal ass
3. Intellectual ass
4. All of the above


Jersey "scores high on at least one" Girl