JSM wrote:Why do you assume that wife = kitchen? What kind of Neanderthal are you?
Kitchen? You see, this is why I never make the list of potential candidates, for in the goddess suite where in why me's "mind" a kitchen might have stood, there is a dance floor on the Jersey side.
Failure is not falling down but refusing to get up.
Chinese Proverb
JohnStuartMill wrote:Why do you assume that wife = kitchen? What kind of Neanderthal are you?
Now John, you know and I know that women love their kitchen. It is their domain. Now of course, men should be helping out in the kitchen and all that but a kitchen is considered by women to be their domain. Try to imagine four wives sharing the same kitchen. Not good at all. And so, four wives will need four kitchens. This way each wife can be the queen of their domain and cook for me a wonderful dinner. And let us not forget, that children will also be involved. A family that eats together stays together, especially if it is in their own kitchen.
I intend to lay a foundation that will revolutionize the whole world. Joseph Smith We are “to feed the hungry, to clothe the naked, to provide for the widow, to dry up the tear of the orphan, to comfort the afflicted, whether in this church, or in any other, or in no church at all…” Joseph Smith
BishopRic wrote: I just want to put in my request to be invited over for dinner...with four kitchens, I can imagine the delicacies that will be available. Can I bring a bottle of good wine? (for medicinal purposes, you know....)
Which one of the wives would you like to be the main cook? And whose kitchen would you like to eat in? The living quarters are somewhat connected through the backyard, as in big love. Of course if the four wives agree to cook a joint meal, that would be fine with me.
You can bring the non-alcoholic wine and four bouguets of flowers for each of the wives.
I intend to lay a foundation that will revolutionize the whole world. Joseph Smith We are “to feed the hungry, to clothe the naked, to provide for the widow, to dry up the tear of the orphan, to comfort the afflicted, whether in this church, or in any other, or in no church at all…” Joseph Smith
cinepro wrote:And congrats to Why Me. You are a brave soul for standing where so many have fallen!
The voice of reason will not quit this forum.
I intend to lay a foundation that will revolutionize the whole world. Joseph Smith We are “to feed the hungry, to clothe the naked, to provide for the widow, to dry up the tear of the orphan, to comfort the afflicted, whether in this church, or in any other, or in no church at all…” Joseph Smith
JSM wrote:Why do you assume that wife = kitchen? What kind of Neanderthal are you?
Kitchen? You see, this is why I never make the list of potential candidates, for in the goddess suite where in why me's "mind" a kitchen might have stood, there is a dance floor on the Jersey side.
If I am looking for a fifth wife, I would gladly set you up in Cape May. I need an east coast wife for the summer months and near the ocean may be just what I am looking for. However, I may sneak out and head for Wildwood every now and then, if you don't mind of course.
I intend to lay a foundation that will revolutionize the whole world. Joseph Smith We are “to feed the hungry, to clothe the naked, to provide for the widow, to dry up the tear of the orphan, to comfort the afflicted, whether in this church, or in any other, or in no church at all…” Joseph Smith
BishopRic wrote: I just want to put in my request to be invited over for dinner...with four kitchens, I can imagine the delicacies that will be available. Can I bring a bottle of good wine? (for medicinal purposes, you know....)
Which one of the wives would you like to be the main cook? And whose kitchen would you like to eat in? The living quarters are somewhat connected through the backyard, as in big love. Of course if the four wives agree to cook a joint meal, that would be fine with me.
You can bring the non-alcoholic wine and four bouguets of flowers for each of the wives.
Oh I'm sure each have their own specialty...I wouldn't dare choose! I'll just sample the menu from each one...
There is nothing good about non-alcoholic wine. It's a waste of good grapes! It doesn't taste good, isn't as good for you.... Tell you what, as a self-appointed wine expert, I'll do the wine pairing, and we just won't tell you...
Most Mormons will drink as long as nobody else in the ward knows.
Überzeugungen sind oft die gefährlichsten Feinde der Wahrheit.
[Certainty (that one is correct) is often the most dangerous enemy of the
truth.] - Friedrich Nietzsche
