My Theory: Nightlion is a sock puppet
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My Theory: Nightlion is a sock puppet
NL's Mr Coffee-esque banter has become much too incessant. It is as if he/she is trying too hard to come off as something he/she is not.
Given the absurdity of his assumptions and the fundie approach I am beginning to think of the possibility he/she is a plant.
Or who knows. He/she could actually just be nuts as I have asserted before.
Given the absurdity of his assumptions and the fundie approach I am beginning to think of the possibility he/she is a plant.
Or who knows. He/she could actually just be nuts as I have asserted before.
And crawling on the planet's face
Some insects called the human race
Lost in time
And lost in space...and meaning
Some insects called the human race
Lost in time
And lost in space...and meaning
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Re: My Theory: Nightlion is a sock puppet
Mercury wrote:NL's Mr Coffee-esque banter has become much too incessant. It is as if he/she is trying too hard to come off as something he/she is not.
Given the absurdity of his assumptions and the fundie approach I am beginning to think of the possibility he/she is a plant.
Or who knows. He/she could actually just be nuts as I have asserted before.
What you are describing is the gift of tongues. The tongue of the learned. Isaiah chapter 50 is well written of me as of any man.
Before me there was no man in the LDS Church yet the Lord had not yet written it off. It even talks about MERCURY!
Isaiah 50:1-11
6. I gave my back to the smiters, and my cheeks to them that plucked off th ehair: I hid not my face form shame and spitting.
7. For the Lord God will help me; therefore shall I not be confounded: therefore have I set my face like a flint, and I know that I shall not be ashamed.
Cool huh? Did not know you made the papers twenty-eight hundred years ago, did ya?
The Lord gave me an ultimatum to quit college. I am unlearned. ergo the gifts that make you think I am a plant. From where? Kolob?
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Re: My Theory: Nightlion is a sock puppet
Nightlion is my other personality. I'm the one that finished college.
"Surely he knows that DCP, The Nehor, Lamanite, and other key apologists..." -Scratch clarifying my status in apologetics
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Re: My Theory: Nightlion is a sock puppet
Isaiah 50:1-11
6. I gave my back to the smiters, and my cheeks to them that plucked off th ehair: I hid not my face form shame and spitting.
7. For the Lord God will help me; therefore shall I not be confounded: therefore have I set my face like a flint, and I know that I shall not be ashamed.
Nightlion wrote: "Cool huh? Did not know you made the papers twenty-eight hundred years ago, did ya?"
it was 2500 years ago - Genesis didn't even exist 2800 years ago.
6. I gave my back to the smiters, and my cheeks to them that plucked off th ehair: I hid not my face form shame and spitting.
7. For the Lord God will help me; therefore shall I not be confounded: therefore have I set my face like a flint, and I know that I shall not be ashamed.
Nightlion wrote: "Cool huh? Did not know you made the papers twenty-eight hundred years ago, did ya?"
it was 2500 years ago - Genesis didn't even exist 2800 years ago.
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Re: My Theory: Nightlion is a sock puppet
Nightlion wrote:What you are describing is the gift of tongues. The tongue of the learned. Isaiah chapter 50 is well written of me as of any man.
Before me there was no man in the LDS Church yet the Lord had not yet written it off. It even talks about MERCURY!
Isaiah 50:1-11
6. I gave my back to the smiters, and my cheeks to them that plucked off th ehair: I hid not my face form shame and spitting.
7. For the Lord God will help me; therefore shall I not be confounded: therefore have I set my face like a flint, and I know that I shall not be ashamed.
Cool huh? Did not know you made the papers twenty-eight hundred years ago, did ya?
The Lord gave me an ultimatum to quit college. I am unlearned. ergo the gifts that make you think I am a plant. From where? Kolob?
It was only a matter of time before Nightlion started applying Messianic scripture to himself. I give it three years before he believes he is the Messiah. Want to start a pool?
"Surely he knows that DCP, The Nehor, Lamanite, and other key apologists..." -Scratch clarifying my status in apologetics
"I admit it; I'm a petty, petty man." -Some Schmo
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Re: My Theory: Nightlion is a sock puppet
Mercury wrote:NL's Mr Coffee-esque banter has become much too incessant. It is as if he/she is trying too hard to come off as something he/she is not.
Given the absurdity of his assumptions and the fundie approach I am beginning to think of the possibility he/she is a plant.
Or who knows. He/she could actually just be nuts as I have asserted before.
I agree 100%.
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Re: My Theory: Nightlion is a sock puppet
John Larsen wrote:I agree 100%.
I disagree. I think he's legitimate.
Let's face it: Who could've possibly come up with the whole "Message on Mt. Olympus" thing other than a true, bona fide Nightlion type?
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Dr. Shades wrote:John Larsen wrote:I agree 100%.
I disagree. I think he's legitimate.
Let's face it: Who could've possibly come up with the whole "Message on Mt. Olympus" thing other than a true, bona fide Nightlion type?
Should I take that as a challenge?
"Surely he knows that DCP, The Nehor, Lamanite, and other key apologists..." -Scratch clarifying my status in apologetics
"I admit it; I'm a petty, petty man." -Some Schmo
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Re: My Theory: Nightlion is a sock puppet
NIghtlion is not a sockpuppet. Anyone who has visited his website at fireark.org knows this for a fact.
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Re: My Theory: Nightlion is a sock puppet
Trevor wrote:NIghtlion is not a sockpuppet. Anyone who has visited his website at fireark.org knows this for a fact.
His name isn't Douglas, is it?
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