My Theory: Nightlion is a sock puppet

[_JonasS]

Is it... YOU! Haha, what am I doing, I like Merc, I think... Hmmm... Yeah hahaha.

[_Mercury]

Is it... YOU! Haha, what am I doing, I like Merc, I think... Hmmm... Yeah hahaha.

1 out of 1 hot british girls agree: Merc Rocks!

[_Nightlion]

Is it... YOU! Haha, what am I doing, I like Merc, I think... Hmmm... Yeah hahaha.

1 out of 1 hot british girls agree: Merc Rocks!

Whew! That's a relief.

[_The Nehor]

Awwww... did I hit a nerve, big boy?

Yes, I'm weeping profusely.

I don't get distracted by the details of god-related insanity.

Except when you spent two years ostensibly teaching them to people.

What may seem very different to you appears almost identical to me.

Yes, crass and shallow people tend to not notice distinctions.

You both claim to talk to god... beyond that, the details are irrelevant.

Yes, well if I were God I'm not sure I'd want to talk to you either.

[_Some Schmo]

Awwww... did I hit a nerve, big boy?

Yes, I'm weeping profusely.

Ahhh, the tears of a clown. It'll be ok. There, there.

I don't get distracted by the details of god-related insanity.

Except when you spent two years ostensibly teaching them to people.

You must be mistaking me for someone else who wasted two years of his/her life. I knew it was a con long before I hit 19.

What may seem very different to you appears almost identical to me.

Yes, crass and shallow people tend to not notice distinctions.

Crass and shallow? LOL

I think the words you're looking for are "rational and realistic." There's no need for you to be offended because I am not interested in the particulars of your insanity. I'm not a psychiatric doctor, after all. The professionals can be concerned with it. That's their job.

You both claim to talk to god... beyond that, the details are irrelevant.

Yes, well if I were God I'm not sure I'd want to talk to you either.

I understand that when you say "god" you're talking about your imaginary friend, and given that he's a construct of your insane imagination, I have no doubt you've endowed him with the characteristic of "not wanting to talk to Schmo." Isn't it amazing how that works?

Dry your tears, little one. You're a lot more amusing when you're not so upset.

[_The Nehor]

I understand that when you say "god" you're talking about your imaginary friend, and given that he's a construct of your insane imagination, I have no doubt you've endowed him with the characteristic of "not wanting to talk to Schmo." Isn't it amazing how that works?

Dry your tears, little one. You're a lot more amusing when you're not so upset.

I'm upset? I think I'm just returning insult for insult. Does this mean you're upset and you're projecting?

[_Some Schmo]

I understand that when you say "god" you're talking about your imaginary friend, and given that he's a construct of your insane imagination, I have no doubt you've endowed him with the characteristic of "not wanting to talk to Schmo." Isn't it amazing how that works?

Dry your tears, little one. You're a lot more amusing when you're not so upset.

I'm upset? I think I'm just returning insult for insult. Does this mean you're upset and you're projecting?

Well, the difference here is you're trying to insult me (although I'm not insulted because I don't generally take your comments seriously, not to mention that fact that I don't see any truth in them - so please, by all means, fire away if it'll make you feel better).

If you took what I said as an insult, I can imagine how you'd think I might be upset. However, I was simply making an observation.

I still find it amusing that you want to distance yourself from "the other nutjob who claims god talks to him." One would think you could empathize with my perspective of you since you seem to have it toward NL.

[_The Nehor]

Well, the difference here is you're trying to insult me (although I'm not insulted because I don't generally take your comments seriously, not to mention that fact that I don't see any truth in them - so please, by all means, fire away if it'll make you feel better).

Will do, now everyone is a winner.

If you took what I said as an insult, I can imagine how you'd think I might be upset. However, I was simply making an observation.

Of course you were. Keep sitting on your mountain dispensing sage advice.

I still find it amusing that you want to distance yourself from "the other nutjob who claims god talks to him." One would think you could empathize with my perspective of you since you seem to have it toward NL.

You missed that fact that I'm the nutjob that's right. I'd call down fire to prove it but that sounds like a lot of work.

[_Mercury]

This thread needs less vagina blabbing from Nehor and more Pirate.

PIRATE!!! You are THE HOTNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[_Some Schmo]

If you took what I said as an insult, I can imagine how you'd think I might be upset. However, I was simply making an observation.

Of course you were. Keep sitting on your mountain dispensing sage advice.

LOL

Not only are you confused about reality, but also the difference between advice and an observation.

You missed that fact that I'm the nutjob that's right. I'd call down fire to prove it but that sounds like a lot of work.

Really? You can prove it but can't be bothered? Wow, that's truly shocking (if not entirely and predictably convenient).

Ahhh, there's nothing quite as amusing as a crazy person living in their fantasy bubble, exposing himself at every opportunity. Thanks, man. You're too good to me.