What is wrong with this picture?

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_Inconceivable
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Re: What is wrong with this picture?

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5 Therefore, if this is the case, I would that ye should go in and see my husband, for he has been laid upon his bed for the space of two days and two nights; and some say that he is not dead, but others say that he is dead and that he stinketh, and that he ought to be placed in the sepulchre; but as for myself, to me he doth not stink.

(Book of Mormon | Alma 19:5)


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_DarkHelmet
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Re: What is wrong with this picture?

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the problem is his workout routine is all out of whack. His biceps are huge, but he has chicken legs. He needs to put down the curl bar for a few weeks and focus on squats and lunges.
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_The Nehor
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DarkHelmet wrote:the problem is his workout routine is all out of whack. His biceps are huge, but he has chicken legs. He needs to put down the curl bar for a few weeks and focus on squats and lunges.


This.

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_John Larsen
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Re: What is wrong with this picture?

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DarkHelmet wrote:the problem is his workout routine is all out of whack. His biceps are huge, but he has chicken legs. He needs to put down the curl bar for a few weeks and focus on squats and lunges.

Squats, yes--but lunges are for pussies.
_moksha
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Re: What is wrong with this picture?

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DarkHelmet wrote: His biceps are huge, ...


Are you forgetting about the gamma ray bursts of radiation these Israelites received on their ocean voyage? The were lucky to have excaped without having a green hue (even thought that would have been delightsome).
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