Obama steals Mormon White Horse

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_moksha
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Obama steals Mormon White Horse

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Whoa! Looks like Obama is on the Mormon
White Horse!!! We need someone who can
photoshop Mitt Romney's head onto the
picture and have the Constitution hanging
by a thread from the horse's tail!



No wonder the Saints feel compelled to pick at Obama, when he so blatantly flaunts our sacred ideals.
Plus there is no truth to the rumor that we are so strident because of his less than pure countenance.
Our continual attacks are but a means to honor our sacred duty of Republicanism.


:lol:
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_JohnStuartMill
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Of course Mormons hate Obama. Remember what Brigham Young said about the progeny of interracial couples? Obama's just lucky that the Mormons aren't killing him on the spot.
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I voted for Obama.

With the comming health-care deficit, I'm beginning to regret it. If we really need health care that badly, then just face reality and tax us for it. If you're not willing to tax us, then don't spend what we can't afford. China won't foot the bill forever.

I also would have voted Elijah Abel for President too if he ran, and not because he was a Mormon. :cool:
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http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Pool-Boots-Kids-Who-Might-Change-the-Complexion.html Please check yourself.

6:41 PM EDT, Thu, Jul 9, 2009 (=21th century) (news from a country which has a negro president.)


"When the minority children got in the pool all of the Caucasian children immediately exited the pool," Horace Gibson, parent of a day camp child, wrote in an email. "The pool attendants came and told the black children that they did not allow minorities in the club and needed the children to leave immediately."
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Dymire Baylor says he overheard a woman ask, "What are all these black kids doing?" when he and his friends showed up.

Does "minority" mean "n*****" ? I am unsure.
(You know, english is my third language.)

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Put Obama into a tiny speedo and you'll get a more accurate view of how lefties like moksha view him.
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bcspace wrote:Put Obama into a tiny speedo and you'll get a more accurate view of how lefties like Moksha view him.


As athletic and fit? Those seem to be positive values that one would associate with a go-getting President. Did you know lefties like me are also impressed with his ability to speak in coherent whole sentences? Suppose we are multifaceted. :wink:
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Put Obama into a tiny speedo and you'll get a more accurate view of how lefties like Moksha view him.

As athletic and fit? Those seem to be positive values that one would associate with a go-getting President. Did you know lefties like me are also impressed with his ability to speak in coherent whole sentences? Suppose we are multifaceted.


No. When one analyzes (pun intended) the left's reaction to Obama, one can only assume that the only thing that's really on their minds is having sex with him. This was explored in the mainstream media not too long ago and well explains the left's own blindness to reality.
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bcspace wrote:No. When one analyzes (pun intended) the left's reaction to Obama, one can only assume that the only thing that's really on their minds is having sex with him. This was explored in the mainstream media not too long ago and well explains the left's own blindness to reality.


Wait....what?
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Nehor, bcspace believes that liberals are excited about Obama not because he's a welcome change and a vastly different direction from Bush, but because they want to have sex with him.

Yes, he really is that dumb.
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I dislike Obama and didn't vote for him but I'm pretty sure that most of the left is not sexually attracted to him. If they are, we may have to revise the population's percentages of homosexuality and bisexuality upwards to at least triple (probably more).
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