The Bible is Rediculous!

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Re: The Bible is ridiculous!

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Blixa wrote:I have to say, Dr. Scratch, that your reserve of pedagogical patience is truly amazing. I have nothing to add because, frankly, I can not bear to read the same mistaken assertions made over and over again. And I've long lost any sense of what Nehor finds at stake in all of this---it's probably laid out in an earlier post that I'm far too tired to try to find.


Don't worry about it. I'm not convinced Scratch read my posts well enough to know what I'm trying to show either.

What could be an interesting nugget to wrest from all of this would be discussion of the historical novel (in it's modern sense: a contemporary piece of fiction which asserts a basis in "historical research" and intending amusement or edification via period reconstruction). I've long thought this was an unexamined area for Mormon studies since the religion itself was more or less born from this literary genre.


Might be interesting but to tie the Gospels into a similar situation makes them a literary anomaly. They'd be a unique example of the type in that time period.
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Re: The Bible is ridiculous!

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The Nehor, your position is meant to be a straightforward "no funny stuff" take on history, I get that, but the conflict in your arguments just shows how hard that position everyone pretty much assumes to be true is to defend. You are basically arguing yourself in circles.

Nehor wrote:you are reading a historical account where the author was there trying to convey what actually happened ignoring the author's intent in favor of any understanding of the text may increase artistic appreciation but it will cripple you in trying to figure out what actually happened.


But here's the problem you just aren't willing to own up to: How do you know it was a "historical account" where the author was "trying to convey what actually happened"? Your same point can be made about art too. I can argue the point of art isn't merely to "enjoy" but is more often than not to convey the mind and emotion of the artist, some kind of political agenda, or even "truth". A superficial example will do. Think of the painting of Joseph Smith in the grove with light shining on him and he's covering his eyes. My take,

"If you are looking at a painting where the artist is trying to convey what happened, be it an event or the emotion of the people within an event, then you are only crippling yourself by ignoring intent if you're trying to figure out what the picture actually means."

QED, huh? If you assume you know the artist was trying to convey some truth, x, and if your interest is in ascertaining that truth x as the artist was trying to convey it, then it would be bad to ignore the artist's intentions. Hey, maybe it's a picture of a young man being abducted by an alien? Some people could very much "enjoy" the painting under Nehor's interpretation of the I.F. But we can see the same objections to the I.F. for history can be made for art.

One clear issue for either art or history if we assume intent is our main objective: How do you know what the author's intent was? And Nehor's argument becomes circular here,

Nehor wrote:I've read legends and myth before. This is nothing like them. It purports to be historical in a way that no legend or myth does.


The interpretation of the text turns on the intent of the author. But the way you figure out the intent of the author is by interpreting the text.

Nehor wrote:It reads like a series of events someone saw. There's nothing like it in Greek, Norse, or Egyptian myth (only ones I'm familiar with).


The Bible reads like events someone saw, therefore the intention of the authors must have been to portray events someone saw. So let us conclude the text is a recording of events that someone (supposidly) saw and is therefore a (supposed) historical text. Intent becomes redundant and meaningless. But intent goes out the window for good here,

Nehor wrote:The standard method of dealing with historical documents is to assume that they are true and test the claim.


Somehow, we'll test the words on the page and see if they really match reality. Fine, let's say this is trivial to do. It doesn't matter if Jack was intending to lie when he said Jill saw a spotted dog, whether he was speaking in a metaphor, or whether he really meant to convey his belief that Jill saw a spotted dog. What matters (per later Nehor) is that the words say "Jill saw a spotted dog" and there is an interpretation (that's obvious to Nehor) of those words that line up with reality *Jill really did see a dog*. Intent matters nothing.

a) in the sum total of Nehor's arguments in this thread, his appeal to intent is circular since his conclusions from intent and his method of establishing intent are the same thing. b) Implicitly because of the failure in a), b) his final criteria to measure the text against reality completely trash-cans the need to worry about intent. If the grooves in the record correspond to the aural presentation of the song, it doesn't matter how they got etched into vinyl.

The last thing to examine is Nehor's method of a-intentional textual interpretation that establishes the meaning of the text. Which again is,

Nehor wrote:It reads like a series of events someone saw. There's nothing like it in Greek, Norse, or Egyptian myth (only ones I'm familiar with


Nehor wrote:I've read legends and myth before. This is nothing like them. It purports to be historical in a way that no legend or myth does.


How in fact does a "legend or myth" Portray itself as a legend and a myth while the Bible portary's itself as history?

In what sense of the word [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History"]history[/url] did the writers intend it to be "historical?" (see etymology)

wiki wrote:The Ancient Greek word ἱστορία, historía, means "inquiry, knowledge acquired by investigation". It was in that sense that Aristotle used the word in his Περί Τά Ζωα Ιστορία, Peri Ta Zoa Istória or, in Latinized form, Historia Animalium


If you keep digging around and read about oral history, it will become apparent that "folklore, myth, and legend" wasn't invented as a conscious metaphorical alternative to precise and rigid event descriptions in the Bible. Or how about Epic Poetry:

wiki wrote:An epic (from Greek: έπος or επικό "word, story, poem"[1]) is a lengthy narrative poem, ordinarily concerning a serious subject containing details of heroic deeds and events significant to a culture or nation


Of course, for Nehor, the events of epic poetry are fantastic and obviously intended as metaphor since they aren't important to his beliefs as a Mormon. I mean, a bunch of dudes eat yellow food and turn into pigs, lol, myth, but now a story about a thousand demons posessing a man, being cast out by Jesus, and then taking up swine and running them over a cliff, now that's intended as objective chronological narrative right there. In the beginning was the Logos, the Logos was with God and the Logos was God -- standard historical exegesis concerning the coming and going and characterization of the Logos. Clearly this is intended as historical narrative.

It's more accurate to say the Nehor decides based on his Mormon beliefs if a text could be true and if it cuts the mustard, it's authors obviously intended it to be "historical".
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Re: The Bible is ridiculous!

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You're right, Dean Robbers. In addition to being a case of circular argumentation, The Nehor is also using the false dilemma: insisting the the text *must* be either true history or a lie. Well, it could also be a work of art, or a political document, etc.
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I have admittedly only scanned this thread, and I’m asking that someone endulge my laziness -- what exactly is being argued here? What literary category the Bible as a whole belongs too (kind of a historia vs. plasma vs. fibula argument -- something I think is impossible with the Bible as a whole, and only potentially possible with given books)? Or more of a "the Book of Acts obviously has literary parallels to Chaereas and Callirhoe" vs. "Nu-uh" type argument (which doesn't really tell us a whole lot about the text other than the potential influences the author had in attempting to convey their message)? Or is it a "the authors intended their writing to be viewed as..."?

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Re: The Bible is ridiculous!

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Doctor Scratch wrote:
Calculus Crusader wrote:I've already made my points. You have not demonstrated that the "historical" fiction you like to cite existed two thousand years ago. Your assertion that Native American myths are "historical" fiction is laughably absurd. (Really, are you that stupid?) Where are the historical persons, places, and things in those stories which allow one to place them in a specific historical context? Allow me to answer: there are none. It's all "in the time before time" stuff.


No.... Some of them are "just so"-type stories that explain how certain geographical features came to be, etc.


Such stories would not be "historical" fiction either.

Doctor Scratch wrote:
The New Testament has all the hallmarks of accounts that are meant to be read literally.
What are they?


The historical details and the stated purposes of the authors.
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Where did I say you [think the entire Old Testament is ahistorical]? You can stop thrashing the straw man and address my actual points at any time.


"He thinks he's found a rationale with his whole 'the New Testament was intended to be read literally, while the Old Testament was not' shtick."

"But Crusader's position is still problematic for a couple of reasons. First, his warrant for reading the New Testament as literal also applies to a hell of a lot of the Old Testament."

Incidentally, the following is false:

"Crusader wants to say that the forebears of his religion, the ancient Hebrews (who divided up their society into classes based on who was descended from which of Noah's descendants)..."

The Hebrews did not divide "their society into classes based on who was descended from which of Noah's descendants." The Israelites divided themselves into tribes based on their descent from the sons of Israel/Jacob.
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Re: The Bible is ridiculous!

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Calculus Crusader wrote:
Where did I say you [think the entire Old Testament is ahistorical]? You can stop thrashing the straw man and address my actual points at any time.


"He thinks he's found a rationale with his whole 'the New Testament was intended to be read literally, while the Old Testament was not' shtick."


idiot,

Saying that the Old Testament was not intended to be read literally is a different claim from saying it was entirely ahistorical. But it's pretty clear that I was oversimplifying your position for the sake of ease of communication, anyway.

"But Crusader's position is still problematic for a couple of reasons. First, his warrant for reading the New Testament as literal also applies to a hell of a lot of the Old Testament."
It's not a problem for you if the portions of the Old Testament that are generally accepted as historical are supposed to be read literally. Obviously, I was talking about the portions of the Old Testament that are too incredible for even a whiny religious dunce such as yourself to believe.

Incidentally, the following is false:

"Crusader wants to say that the forebears of his religion, the ancient Hebrews (who divided up their society into classes based on who was descended from which of Noah's descendants)..."

The Hebrews did not divide "their society into classes based on who was descended from which of Noah's descendants." The Israelites divided themselves into tribes based on their descent from the sons of Israel/Jacob.
Priestly classes, CC.
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Re: The Bible is ridiculous!

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JohnStuartMill wrote:
Calculus Crusader wrote:
The Hebrews did not divide "their society into classes based on who was descended from which of Noah's descendants." The Israelites divided themselves into tribes based on their descent from the sons of Israel/Jacob.
Priestly classes, CC.


The priests came from the tribe of Levi, one of Jacob/Israel's sons, and among them the descendants of Aaron received a special ecclesiastical dignity.
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I hope that wasn't intended to contradict anything I've said, because as far as I'm aware, Jacob was purportedly one of Noah's descendants.
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JohnStuartMill wrote:I hope that wasn't intended to contradict anything I've said, because as far as I'm aware, Jacob was purportedly one of Noah's descendants.


You are trying to save face here. Hebrews did not divide their society according to Noah's descendants. And their "priestly class" was descended from Levi. They may have divided the known world by Noah's descendants but that's not what you wrote.
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