Utah boy steals family car so he doesn't have to go to church

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_Mercury
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Utah boy steals family car so he doesn't have to go to church

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http://www.standard.net/live/news/179343

I thought about it once or twice while I was growing up :)

I feel for this kid, I really do. He should be showing up on the boards in a few years, LOL!
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Re: Utah boy steals family car so he doesn't have to go to church

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Of course, he might just as likely show up in prison.

Anyway, boys of certain ages also play hooky from school, etc. So what?
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Re: Utah boy steals family car so he doesn't have to go to church

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For a 7-year-old, his driving wasn't too bad, Anderson said.

Obviously not a Utah native...







... or a transplant from Cali.
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Re: Utah boy steals family car so he doesn't have to go to church

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Daniel Peterson wrote:Of course, he might just as likely show up in prison.

Anyway, boys of certain ages also play hooky from school, etc. So what?


Why so defensive Dannyboy?
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Re: Utah boy steals family car so he doesn't have to go to church

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Mercury wrote:
Daniel Peterson wrote:Of course, he might just as likely show up in prison.

Anyway, boys of certain ages also play hooky from school, etc. So what?


Why so defensive Dannyboy?



Power of discernment? The lad is close to the age of accountability … yea prison is most likely
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Re: Utah boy steals family car so he doesn't have to go to church

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Daniel Peterson wrote:Of course, he might just as likely show up in prison.

DCP, this is plain malicious. If my childhood misdeeds were set as measure I should be a gangster, serial killer,
rapist, con artist...You name it.
This kid has a very good chance to be the President of United States! Seeing his courage, I'd vote for him;
Even if he were a Republican candidate.
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Re: Utah boy steals family car so he doesn't have to go to church

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Whoooosh! Point completely missed!

Yes, he's very likely to show up here in a few years. His youthful theft of a car, so completely meaningless as an indicator of potential future criminal behavior, is rock solid evidence that he'll eventually be Mercury II.

I should never have compared the virtual certainty of the latter to the microscopic likelihood of the former, suggesting that they were roughly on statistical par with each other.
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Re: Utah boy steals family car so he doesn't have to go to church

Post by _Yoda »

Doctor Steuss wrote:
For a 7-year-old, his driving wasn't too bad, Anderson said.

Obviously not a Utah native...







... or a transplant from Cali.


LOL
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Re: Utah boy steals family car so he doesn't have to go to church

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I like this kid.

Although I think I'd restrict the use of his big brother's X-Box for a few weeks.
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Re: Utah boy steals family car so he doesn't have to go to church

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Daniel Peterson wrote:Whoooosh! Point completely missed!

Yes, he's very likely to show up here in a few years. His youthful theft of a car, so completely meaningless as an indicator of potential future criminal behavior, is rock solid evidence that he'll eventually be Mercury II.

I should never have compared the virtual certainty of the latter to the microscopic likelihood of the former, suggesting that they were roughly on statistical par with each other.


Actually, they are not on statistical par. Not even close. He is much more likely to end up in prison as almost three million Americans are incarcerated. That from a population of 300 hundred million.

There are only 743 registered members on MDB, not three million. I get your point, however.
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