I Demand Apology

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_Nightlion
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I Demand Apology

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My response to Nehor on another topic led to this:

What have I made up about the Mormons incompetence in gospel administration? Jesus Christ told the people of the Book of Mormon that the commandment of the Father was to not allow anyone who is not baptized in his name,(Which is of fire and of the Holy Ghost, 3Nephi 18. You can lie and say this is not what it means but that would prove you stupid and inexperienced if you did.) which they were to observe before their names were taken for official church membership, to not allow such unrepentant souls to partake of the sacrament so that they could be led to repent eventually and not be careless about it lest they bring condemnation upon them and destroy the Church. The LDS allows everyone to partake without discrimination and do not even know how to discern who is and who is not truly born again of fire and of the Holy Ghost.

Hence the only true church has been destroyed for many, many years. Apologize that!

I think this deserves some consideration from a rational LDS Apologist. I will be kind and patient and longsuffering of your weakness and try not to humiliate you badly for trying. There is no credibility in LDS Apologia if none dare try.

Someone please cast this over to the other boards to see if any will strike the bait and take the hook and fight the good fight.
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Nightlion wrote: I will be kind and patient and longsuffering of your weakness and try not to humiliate you badly for trying. There is no credibility in LDS Apologia if none dare try.

Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.

Repent Nightlion. Lord Hanuman beckons you.
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_Nightlion
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Doctor Steuss wrote:
Nightlion wrote: I will be kind and patient and longsuffering of your weakness and try not to humiliate you badly for trying. There is no credibility in LDS Apologia if none dare try.

Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.

Repent Nightlion. Lord Hanuman beckons you.

Like Cap'n Ahab tangled up on the great white whale, he beckons.. ehh?

Yeah, well, see if you can make me fall. Or go get ten thousand of your fellows and tug o war with me. I defy you all.

An experienced Master must put on kid gloves when dealing with the injured minds of Mormon spiritual abuse. I have to shift gears around here like a high performance racer. But if someone bypasses their ignore button to engage me I will put out the stops. Come out, come out, where ever you are.
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Nightlion wrote:Hence the only true church has been destroyed for many, many years. Apologize that!


What????

I think this deserves some consideration from a rational LDS Apologist.


You think wrongly.

I will be kind and patient and longsuffering of your weakness and try not to humiliate you badly for trying.


Your charity knoweth no bounds.

There is no credibility in LDS Apologia if none dare try.


You remind me of the lunatic in town square on my Mission who would always challenge me to a duel in the name of the Holy Spirit. He insisted that unless I convinced him I was obviously a coward and unsure of my beliefs. I take this statement with equal gravity.

Someone please cast this over to the other boards to see if any will strike the bait and take the hook and fight the good fight.


Do your own proselyting.
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Nightlion and Nehor in a battle is like two one legged men in an ass kicking contest.

The visual is therapeutic.
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Pokatator wrote:Nightlion and Nehor in a battle is like two one legged men in an ass kicking contest.

The visual is therapeutic.


LOL. (Now, I can go to bed. A final good laugh is always good for a restful night sleep.)

Thanks, Pokatator.
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_Paul Osborne

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Pokatator wrote:Nightlion and Nehor in a battle is like two one legged men in an ass kicking contest.

The visual is therapeutic.



That's the second funniest thing I've heard all year! You win second prize.

Paul O
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I think this deserves some consideration from a rational LDS Apologist. I will be kind and patient and longsuffering of your weakness and try not to humiliate you badly for trying. There is no credibility in LDS Apologia if none dare try.


God is always changing his program to suit the ever changing times of his people as the world progresses and comes to new understandings. God is not stagnant but amends his dealings with his children to provide the best opportunities for his children to come unto him and progress. The manner in which the Lord dealt with his people in Book of Mormon times was for them, likewise, the manner in which he dealt with his children in Joseph Smith’s time was for them, and in modern times it is for us. It will change even more not too many years from now. God is not boring.

God is fun and he likes to mix things up. You need to understand that Christianity is not a Nazi camp!

Paul O
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I wish this was the telestial board. I just want to say, “F”.

:razz:

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Paul Osborne wrote:
I think this deserves some consideration from a rational LDS Apologist. I will be kind and patient and longsuffering of your weakness and try not to humiliate you badly for trying. There is no credibility in LDS Apologia if none dare try.


God is always changing his program to suit the ever changing times of his people as the world progresses and comes to new understandings. God is not stagnant but amends his dealings with his children to provide the best opportunities for his children to come unto him and progress. The manner in which the Lord dealt with his people in Book of Mormon times was for them, likewise, the manner in which he dealt with his children in Joseph Smith’s time was for them, and in modern times it is for us. It will change even more not too many years from now. God is not boring.

God is fun and he likes to mix things up. You need to understand that Christianity is not a Nazi camp!

Paul O

Well. That's the biggest load of horse poop I've ever heard.
Reminds me of a scaredycat kid in the closet telling the boogey man to go away. I could quote scripture but you have already shredded them to asuage your arrogance. Nighty night.
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