Exmo's Hands (just to show Nightlion how its done)

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_Droopy
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Exmo's Hands (just to show Nightlion how its done)

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Exmo's Hands


Exmo's hands
Clap while Jagger struts and swaggers
Exmo's hands
Roll those papers oh so well
Exmo's hands
Point and mock like dactyl daggers
They say "Mormons you're so full of hate
Look what you did to to Prop 8
What else you got there on your plate
Exmo's hands

Exmo's hands
Worked the local Woman's clinic
Exmo's hands
Hand out condoms kiss and tell
Exmos hands
Wave the signs and chant the slogans
They say "listen, exmos understand
We know about that Nibley man
Put yourself in Martha's hands
Exmos hands

Exmo' hands
Used to hand me propaganda
Exmo's hands
Turned the pages let me tell
Exmo's hands
Hand out sweet and liberal candy
They say. "Danial don't you lie no more
Droopy's sniffing 'round our door. FARMS rubs salt into our sores
Soon we won't have exmos anymore
If you get to Heaven don't look for

Exmo's hands
Nothing is going to startle us more when we pass through the veil to the other side than to realize how well we know our Father [in Heaven] and how familiar his face is to us

- President Ezra Taft Benson


I am so old that I can remember when most of the people promoting race hate were white.

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_KimberlyAnn
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Re: Exmo's Hands (just to show Nightlion how its done)

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It sucks dirt thumb.

KA
_Scottie
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Re: Exmo's Hands (just to show Nightlion how its done)

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KimberlyAnn wrote:It sucks dirt thumb.

KA

That made me laugh really hard.

I had forgotten about dirt thumb! I'll have to re-insert it into my vocabulary.
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