Hey everyone, please sign up to be my pupil!

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Hey everyone, please sign up to be my pupil!

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Folks, it's time for you all to register a Brute and fight in the arena. The following is a fun little diversion to take out your daily frustrations.

Please go to:

http://dr-shades.mybrute.com

Once there, type in a name for your brute, then use one button to select your brute's clothing/gender/style, then use the other button to select the colors of his/her clothing/skin/hair. It's very easy to do.

After this, click on "Start Fight!" and watch your brute and mine duke it out!

Once you've done that, you'll be signed up as my pupil. You'll then be able to challenge other brutes, up to three fights per day. The more battles you have, the more experience/abilities/levels/weapons you'll earn. Like I said, it's a fun way to take out a little tension.

Try it and see!

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"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"

--Louis Midgley
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Re: Hey everyone, please sign up to be my pupil!

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Thanks to storm49 for signing up as my pupil!

Remember, you're allowed three fights per day.

When you reach Level 2, respond here and I'll let you know a secret to levelling up quicker.

To the rest of you. . . let's do this!
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"

--Louis Midgley
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Re: Hey everyone, please sign up to be my pupil!

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I reached level 2. And I need to train my guy not to throw his sword in a fight. ugh.
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato
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Gazelam wrote:I reached level 2.

That was fast!

And I need to train my guy not to throw his sword in a fight. ugh.

If it connects, it'll do a lot more damage than a single swipe would do.
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"

--Louis Midgley
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level 3 now, and I entered a tournament.

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We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato
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Gazelam wrote:level 3 now, and I entered a tournament.

Wow, that's moving! How can you do that on only three fights per day?

At any rate, congratulations!
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"

--Louis Midgley
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Wow, that's moving! How can you do that on only three fights per day?


Much like Happy Gilmore, I draw quite a crowd. The common folk love me, and I raise the pay-per-view numbers like none before me. At any rate I get a little special treatment.

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These young fans were quoted as saying:
"Dude, Gaz is awesome! No one works a sword the way he does!"
"He was like - Whoosh, and Wham, and the other guy was all -Ahhhh!! It was sweet!"
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato
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ANNOUNCEMENT: sono_hito has joined storm49 and Gazelam as my pupils! Welcome, sono_hito!

What are the rest of you waiting for??
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"

--Louis Midgley
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Welcome, Nathunya, into my dojo!

It's not too late for the rest of you to become my pupils over at MyBrute.
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"

--Louis Midgley
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Dear pupils:

Here is an excellent little tool that automatically matches you against a weak brute so that you can win a lot more easily and a lot more often:

http://www.mybrutecheats.com/opponentmatcher/

In the input field, you might have to use all lower-case letters, though, so be advised.

Happy battling!
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"

--Louis Midgley
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