I quit the Church!!!

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Gazelam wrote:Paul,
I keep flip flopping over whether to pity you or feel disgust towards you. You know what you are saying is wrong. I don't know what your trying to justify, your failed marriage, your homosexual mother, your masturbation. it doesent matter. Its empty and sad rhetoric. Stop.

Gazelam


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Paul Osborne wrote:Oh my Gosh! Is this really the case? Wow!!!

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Yes, Paul my newest fellow whoremonger of filthy truth, "why me" is a lazy inactive jack Mormon who hopes his online defense of LDS Inc will help the subside the guilt he feels for being the worst member EVER.

Hey WhyMe, according to the theology that you defend, your Jesus is disappointed in you and your God would love to punish you.

Like Ray A said, there is no middle ground in Mormonism.

You call your position a middle ground?? Pffft! Give me a break! Jason and Liz are middle ground.. You aren't even off the ground, hell you have both ass cheeks buried in the dirt and simply yell at non Mormons passing by.

To be a defender of Mormonism, you need to pay up(tithing/activity/callings) or shut the FAACK UP.
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bcspace wrote:Paul,

When you get to the judgement bar, call me as a witness and I will testify of the good which you formerly did on behalf of the Church.

Same goes for Kevin Graham.

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Polygamy-Porter wrote: "why me" is a lazy inactive jack Mormon who hopes his online defense of LDS Inc will help the subside the guilt he feels for being the worst member EVER.


That's pretty darn funny.
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Testimony? What is a testimony other than your opinion? Am I a dog eating vomit? No, I'm made free and my eyes are open. I've come out of the fog and feel joy. JOY!

Now, since you mentioned the judgement bar, I guess you have judged me for forsaking God. Is that right?


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This is exactly what I mean. Sure, I am sympathetic. This used to eat at me too. Then, I realized that people are people. We can wish for them to be something other than what they are all we want, but that won't make it happen.

The LDS Church is a corporation run by corporate types. Sure, you could switch these guys out for ditch-diggers and carpenters, but, then it would no longer be the successful enterprise it is. And, people worship at the cult of success long before they worship at the feet of Jesus.


What's wrong with a ditch digger? Can he not be spiritual and feel God in his life? Can't a ditch digger be a prophet? Can a ditch digger perform miracles and lead the saints into prosperity? Not according to white collar men! You have to have worldly skills to run the true church.

Ray A is right. The church needs a revolution starting with Jesus releasing the entire leadership of the church and replacing them with simple men of the earth. Toss in a few white collar men just so they can learn true humility.

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Gazelam wrote:Paul,
I keep flip flopping over whether to pity you or feel disgust towards you. You know what you are saying is wrong. I don't know what your trying to justify, your failed marriage, your homosexual mother, your masturbation. it doesent matter. Its empty and sad rhetoric. Stop.

Gazelam
Gazzy, why don't tell our studio audience what kind of lifestyle you lived for a time in your life?

Before you start throwing what you think are stones, look down pal, they are boomerangs and they come back and hit you.
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Jesus F'ING Christ bcspace is becoming a god right before our monitors!!!


Not quite. I believe some people are worth saving. I've not yet been able to internally accept that all people are worth saving. But I am making progress on that point.
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Paul Osborne wrote:What's wrong with a ditch digger? Can he not be spiritual and feel God in his life? Can't a ditch digger be a prophet? Can a ditch digger perform miracles and lead the saints into prosperity? Not according to white collar men! You have to have worldly skills to run the true church.

Ray A is right. The church needs a revolution starting with Jesus releasing the entire leadership of the church and replacing them with simple men of the earth. Toss in a few white collar men just so they can learn true humility.


I hate to burst your bubble, Paul, but your namesake was the reason Christianity took off, and he was the son of a wealthy tent-maker with ties to the elite of imperial society. If it had been left to the fishermen whom Jesus chose, Christianity would be nothing but another forgotten Jewish sect.
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Gazelam wrote:Paul,
I keep flip flopping over whether to pity you or feel disgust towards you. You know what you are saying is wrong. I don't know what your trying to justify, your failed marriage, your homosexual mother, your masturbation. it doesent matter. Its empty and sad rhetoric. Stop.

Gazelam


Gaz,

The harlots and drug users will get into the kingdom of God before you. Why do I say that? Because you have murder in your heart and would kill your own offspring just because they didn't want to live your religion.

What am I trying to justify? I don't need to justify a damn thing. I love God, I love myself, and I'm trying damn hard to love everyone else too. I love my lesbian mother and honor her as a parent and as one who gave birth to me. I appreciate the sexual parts that God gave me in between my legs and I sure ain't going to let them turn blue. You better hope your wife never leaves you, Gaz, because if I ever hear that you masturbate as a single man then let the words of Jesus ring loudly, "Judge not lest ye be judged". Don't you ever touch it, Gaz. Never! You slip up one time and you have condemned yourself to the pit you think I'm in now.

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