What the HELL IS THAT !?

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What the HELL IS THAT !?

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I didn't know where to put this, so I'm starting a new thread....

There is a new Ken doll coming from the creators of Barbie. Here is the photo:

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This things name? I kid you not.... PALM BEACH SUGAR DADDY KEN.

Someone needs beat with a rubber hose... what is wrong with people?

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As dumb luck would have it, I happen to know exactly what the hell that is.
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Jersey Girl wrote:As dumb luck would have it, I happen to know exactly what the hell that is.


Please expound upon your claims!!
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It's a blonde George Hamilton :-D

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Ken is looking a bit feminine these days, but his gender confusion is understandable. I mean, the guy's got no junk. Nothing at all. I'm just sayin'.

Also, don't knock the sugar daddies. (Unless you want a new pair of $400. boots!)

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PALM BEACH SUGAR DADDY KEN


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Noooo Ken is supposed to be muscley and manly. LOL Not queer looking and old. What barbie in the right mind is gonna wanna go on a car ride with him looking like that?
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Imwashingmypirate wrote:Noooo Ken is supposed to be muscley and manly. LOL Not queer looking and old. What barbie in the right mind is gonna wanna go on a car ride with him looking like that?


I wouldn't get in the Barbie spa with him.
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Imwashingmypirate wrote:What barbie in the right mind is gonna wanna go on a car ride with him looking like that?

When there's lots of money, looks don't matter.
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msnobody wrote:
Imwashingmypirate wrote:Noooo Ken is supposed to be muscley and manly. LOL Not queer looking and old. What barbie in the right mind is gonna wanna go on a car ride with him looking like that?


I wouldn't get in the Barbie spa with him.


Neither would I.

Dr. Shades wrote:
Imwashingmypirate wrote:What barbie in the right mind is gonna wanna go on a car ride with him looking like that?

When there's lots of money, looks don't matter.


I pride happiness and love above money :P
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