Forget Meldrum, FARMS and the Watson Letter

[_karl61]

I really wonder if it really happened the way Nephi said: that he went back to get the plates and killed Laban so his brethren wouldn't dwindle in unbelief - well, they dwindled in unbelief.

[_Paul Osborne]

Those who are awakened will recognize the truth contained on this site, and that is what matters most, that you take it to Christ yourself....

Christ must be getting tired of all the stupid questions.

Jesus H. Christ. I'm still trying to find the name Shulem in the Facsimile No. 3 and certainly don't have time to find the stupid hill that Joseph Smith made up.

Once I find Shulem's name I will consider where the hill is truly hidden. Otherwise, I'll leave it in President Monson's very incapable hands as he pretends to be a prophet, seer, and revelator.

Paul O

[_Paul Osborne]

A wee problem is that the brass plates were not written in reformed Egyptian. They would have been in Hebrew; Nephi wrote in reformed Egyptian.

According to the Book of Mormon, the Brass Plates were written in Egyptian (not reformed Egyptian). See Mosiah 1:4.

Oh, sure. You wouldn't know the difference between real Egyptian, reformed Egyptian, and nonEgyptian. How about you show me the characters that spell Shulem and tell me the name of the king. But you can't do that and neither can Joseph Smith or Thomas S. Monson, a couple of phoney prophets you worship.

Paul O

[_Uncle Dale]

...
a couple of phoney prophets you worship.
...

No need to accuse Ben and others of such stuff, Paul.

Both you and I were more or less on Ben's side in recent history,
so let's cut him a little slack -- and only make accusations that are true.

OK

Your Uncle Dale

[_Enuma Elish]

A wee problem is that the brass plates were not written in reformed Egyptian. They would have been in Hebrew; Nephi wrote in reformed Egyptian.

According to the Book of Mormon, the Brass Plates were written in Egyptian (not reformed Egyptian). See Mosiah 1:4.

Dang! Beat me to it!

Oh, and what's with the picture of Todd Jumper's shapeless pecks? The Dude needs to seriously hit the weights. Not at all impressive!

P.S. Paul, I'm trying to figure out if you were more annoying as an apologist than you are a critic and having a difficult time determining the answer.

In all seriousness, whether in or out of the Church, I hope you find some peace.

[_Brackite]

That's why in the Book of Mormon he told people to stop praying to him and bug his father instead.

LOL!

[_harmony]

.. and what's with the picture of Todd Jumper's shapeless pecks? The Dude needs to seriously hit the weights. Not at all impressive!

The Dude lifts weights? Oh... the dude! I get it. Well, until we have something to compare to Todd's, I'm afraid his shapeless pecs will have to do.

SHADES! Where's my sighing smilie?

[_Yoda]

SHADES! Where's my sighing smilie?

I agree. Shades....this lack of smilies is really becoming annoying.

[_KimberlyAnn]

Oh, and what's with the picture of Todd Jumper's shapeless pecks? The Dude needs to seriously hit the weights. Not at all impressive!

Yours are better? CFR

;-P

KA

[_Enuma Elish]

Oh, and what's with the picture of Todd Jumper's shapeless pecks? The Dude needs to seriously hit the weights. Not at all impressive!

Yours are better? CFR

;-P

KA

Aren't every man's?! Brother Jumper looks like a 14 year old boy! Still, he would no doubt make a good werewolf in a movie adaptation of one of Sister Meyer's novels. :)