The Top Ten Happenings in Mopologetics 2009

[_CaliforniaKid]

heh heh heh, snort!

Everyone's a critic. :P




Well, except for whyme. He's an apologist.

[_Dr. Shades]

Ultimately, 2009, which was a relatively calm and uneventful year, . . .

In light of recent developments--which I needn't even specify--would you still classify 2009 as a "relatively calm and uneventful year?"

. . . adds up to a series of small but cumulative defeats for the apologists.

In light of recent developments, would you still categorize the apologists' defeats of 2009 as "small but cumulative?"

It may be too early to make predictions, but I believe I can sense a major storm on the horizon for FARMS and the world of Mopologetics.

With that, sir, thou hast proven thyself a prophet.

In light of aforementioned recent developments, I strongly urge you to revisit the items in your Top 10 list--certainly there's another one that now ought to be added.

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[_harmony]

Perhaps you could label it Men Behaving Badly.

[_Nimrod]

Perhaps you could label it Men Behaving Badly.

Hey, now, don't denigrate it. That was a pretty good (but very short lived) sitcom.

[_Nimrod]

... I believe I can sense a major storm on the horizon for FARMS and the world of Mopologetics. Will the Brethren opt to side with Rodney Meldrum? Will a communique reveal in sordid detail all of the odd monetary exchanges that undergird Mopologetics? We will have to wait and see, and on that note, I hereby welcome the new decade!

FARMS does not yet know it, but it has a new theme song. The first verse goes:

Oh, a storm is threat'ning
My very life today
If I don't get some shelter [a new 'Watson Letter']
Oh yeah, I'm gonna fade away

[_Mike Reed]

and the coming out of Mike Reed

Another gay man trapped in a heterosexual marriage. Tragic. Though I guess if you have to be a gay man married to a woman, a female football player is a good choice for a wife.

I thought I made myself clear, Chris. I am only gay when I am in bed. That is the only time. Keep it up, Chris, and I will hit you with my purse. That is... if my wife doesn't get to you first!

[_harmony]

I thought I made myself clear, Chris. I am only gay when I am in bed. That is the only time. Keep it up, Chris, and I will hit you with my purse. That is... if my wife doesn't get to you first!

Nothing wrong with being happy and gay, especially in the marital bed. (insert appropriate smilie here)

I wonder if they changed the words in that Primary song?

[_Mike Reed]

I would have also added the apostasy of Paul O and the coming out of Mike Reed (this year?).

I left the Church in 2005.

[_Paul Osborne]

... I believe I can sense a major storm on the horizon for FARMS and the world of Mopologetics. Will the Brethren opt to side with Rodney Meldrum? Will a communique reveal in sordid detail all of the odd monetary exchanges that undergird Mopologetics? We will have to wait and see, and on that note, I hereby welcome the new decade!

FARMS does not yet know it, but it has a new theme song. The first verse goes:

Oh, a storm is threat'ning
My very life today
If I don't get some shelter [a new 'Watson Letter']
Oh yeah, I'm gonna fade away

FARMS is like a back door man fit to be hog tied and whipped. In the end they are just playing in the sty. FARMS exists soley to buy time for the FP and the 12 which can't think for themselves.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-EIi7To ... re=related

Paul O