Putting it to Rest

[Guest]

While reading the board, I came across this comment by DA007:

A Will Schryver post wouldn't be complete without a circle jerk reference! I still think the shame you felt when "those that matter" saw your vulgarities produced some meaningful changes. You could prove me wrong with an innuendo laced discussion of KA's black dress, but I don't think you will.

I'm not the least bit dismayed at 007, but I have to say this ongoing mentioning of a black dress I wore years ago to an Ex-Mormon conference is growing tiresome. It's being made out to be something it's not. The completely unwarranted brouhaha should have died down long ago. I thought by simply letting it go that the comments would stop, but that hasn't proven a successful strategy thus far.

So, I just now--and I do mean just now--put on the dress and snapped some pics of myself so that everyone can see for themselves just how not-a-big-deal the dress was and is. My daughter's camera is crappy. I'm literally wearing the dress over my exercise pants. My white socks and tennis shoes are still on, and they look very silly with a black dress, so there are no full-length shots. The mirror is dirty in my daughter's room. (I must remember to make her clean it soon!)

So, without further ado, the black dress that is supposedly fit for a porn conference:

*images snipped*

There. I'm not embarrassed of it. I don't think it's immodest. If someone has a problem with my dress, I'd say that someone is big-time repressed! Seriously, it's nothing one wouldn't see at any given restaurant on any given Friday night. Good grief!

These pics won't stay up long.

The end.

KA

[_William Schryver]

The breast reduction surgery appears to have been successful.

lol

1 Nephi 14:11

[_ttribe]

The breast reduction surgery appears to have been successful.

lol

1 Nephi 14:11

For once Will, just shut up.

[_harmony]

The breast reduction surgery appears to have been successful.

lol

1 Nephi 14:11

Shut up, Will. Just because in your imagination women aren't complete without watermelons to match your middle school Playboy mentality doesn't change how women really are. Go back to your childish dreams where you can find all the plastic boobs a man of your maturity could want.

[_KimberlyAnn]

The breast reduction surgery appears to have been successful.

lol

1 Nephi 14:11

It was successful. My back doesn't hurt now.

And just in case anyone is unfamiliar with their Book of Mormon:

1 Nephi 14:11--And it came to pass that I looked and beheld the whore of all the earth, and she sat upon many waters; and she had dominion over all the earth, among all nations, kindreds, tongues, and people.


Weird. I wear this black dress AT LEAST once or twice a year and I've yet to obtain dominion over anything or anyone at all! Perhaps I haven't sat on enough waters or something.

KA

[_harmony]

Nice dress, KA.

[_The Nehor]

The breast reduction surgery appears to have been successful.

lol

1 Nephi 14:11

'And it came to pass that I looked and beheld the whore of all the earth, and she sat upon many waters; and she had dominion over all the earth, among all nations, kindreds, tongues, and people.'"

Classy........... (Insert eye-rolling emoticon [SHADES, I NEED EMOTICONS])

[_William Schryver]

The breast reduction surgery appears to have been successful.

lol

1 Nephi 14:11

For once Will, just shut up.

Make me. ;-)
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Edit: KA was the one who blogged about her breast reduction surgery. It was hilarious. I laughed. I cried. I blew snot bubbles.

[_ttribe]

Make me. ;-)
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Edit: KA was the one who blogged about her breast reduction surgery. It was hilarious. I laughed. I cried. I blew snot bubbles.

How about I just ask nicely?

[_Scottie]

Have you worn said dress to show off to your sexi mexi?