Tiger's Apology

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_Scottie
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Tiger's Apology

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Do you buy it?
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Re: Tiger's Apology

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It depends on what he apologized for.
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Re: Tiger's Apology

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It would have been genuine if he would have come out and said "I'm Tiger Woods, bitches. I don't have to explain myself to anyone!" It seemed like that is what he was always on the verge of saying.

The thing is, you could feel his anger when he was speaking about the press' tactics, but the rest of it didn't have any emotion behind it, so it just seemed fake and sooooooooo staged! I mean just listen to the way he read it! As if he was being a narrator. It all just seemed like a bunch of fluff.

I also took issue with the "it was because I was disregarding my religious teachings" schpill. . . as if a person can't control their "indulgences" if they aren't practising their religion.

I felt bad for his Mom who couldn't even look at him through it all.
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