Good things about Zombies....
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Good Things about Zombies
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Good Things about Zombies
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Vishnu was sitting with St. Peter at the main desk in front of the gate. Watching St. Peter process a load of new arrivals, Vishnu spoke up and asked if he might handle the next one. St. Peter said okay, as the next arrival to be processed for gate transport steps up to the desk.
Vishnu looks long and hard at the report after scanning the arrival. Vishnu then looked up and smiled. "May Ganesha bless you," Vishnu said. "You have obeyed everything ever asked of you and never questioned anything you were told to do. That is a very rare quality."
The arrival felt relieved, "What's next Sir?", he asked. Vishnu pondered then said, "With such a rare quality as unquestioning obedience, you shall return this time as a Worker Ant".
Vishnu looks long and hard at the report after scanning the arrival. Vishnu then looked up and smiled. "May Ganesha bless you," Vishnu said. "You have obeyed everything ever asked of you and never questioned anything you were told to do. That is a very rare quality."
The arrival felt relieved, "What's next Sir?", he asked. Vishnu pondered then said, "With such a rare quality as unquestioning obedience, you shall return this time as a Worker Ant".
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"It seems to me that these women were the head (κεφάλαιον) of the church which was at Philippi." ~ John Chrysostom, Homilies on Philippians 13
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Monica? Monica, is that you? C'mere baby! Uh Hillary? Hillary! No please Hillary.............nooooooooooooooo!!!
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