Maybe they should arm altar boys

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_Runtu
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Maybe they should arm altar boys

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_The Nehor
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Not really. He lived.
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_SoHo
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Here is one solution: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEHUzNWnh5M
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_MsJack
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She said he searched her private area for money

Damn. Now, why didn't I ever think of putting my money there?
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_Dr. Shades
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MsJack wrote:
She said he searched her private area for money

Damn. Now, why didn't I ever think of putting my money there?

Because it would be a little akward once you got to the cash register.
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_Malcolm
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That guy should have his bits cut off,
too bad the lady missed the target.
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