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_Darth J
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The Dude wrote:Here is a good one from the ascendant hate-monger and racist, USU78. Regarding Michael Quinn's decision not to attend the trial that exommunicated him from the Church, USU78 reasoned:

USU78 wrote:His [Michael Quinn's] open, notorious and unrepentent practice of homosexuality since his excommunication certainly speaks more loudly and with more clarity than his claim of "censorship."


So gay people are by nature untrustworthy.

Or does he just mean to express "good riddance"?

The narrator has started three threads trying to get to the bottom of it. USU78 stonewalls and ducks the scene. Two threads have been closed. The narrator will likely be banned to protect USU78, who is very likely a moderator anyway.

Gotta love the MAD board!


I think it's more the meme among Mormons that anyone who questions the Church's truth claims is a priori just trying to justify doing what Mormons consider to be sinful.
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The Dude wrote:
Lightbearer wrote:Who cares what Mike Quinn is, he is an apostate, that is enough for me to not value anything "scholarly" he produces


Anyone who rejects the work of Mormon apologists is, conversely, closed-minded and bigoted.
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I think the best part of that thread dude linked is at the end, where nemesis tells the narrator what to post.
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Gadianton Plumber wrote:ERayR:
Just a thought. He who chooses to live life by adherng to principles has an easy life because he who lives by principle has 99% of his choices already made.

http://www.mormonapologetics.org/topic/ ... 1208863253


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William Schryver wrote:With each passing day and each new thing I learn, I am persuaded that the explanations given for these three illustrations (all the "facsimiles" from the Book of Abraham) are much more an affirmation of Joseph Smith's prophethood than evidence against it.

http://www.mormonapologetics.org/topic/ ... 1208840426


THIS WILL INDEED BE A "DEFINITIVE" QUOTE FOR THE ONE CALLED WILLIAM SCHRYVER, FOR IT WILL DEFINE HIS JUDGMENT BEFORE ME AND THE RENDERING OF HIS SOUL!

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FACSIMILE NO. 3 IS A BLASPHEMOUS LIE!
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THIS WILL INDEED BE A "DEFINITIVE" QUOTE FOR THE ONE CALLED WILLIAM SCHRYVER, FOR IT WILL DEFINE HIS JUDGMENT BEFORE ME AND THE RENDERING OF HIS SOUL!


Take him to hell, O lord Anubis. You are the god of this world. I hear the words of your mouth. You are the way, the truth, and the light of the world. All those who oppose you will be destroyed.

Hail Anubis, lord of the underworld! Great is Anubis, god of the whole earth. Anubis is the author of salvation and holds the key of life in his hand.

Hear the words of my mouth! I bring forth virgins to sacrifice at your altar in the name of the king of Egypt. (Joseph Smith gave me this idea while he was feeling up Fanny)

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Paul Osborne wrote:
THIS WILL INDEED BE A "DEFINITIVE" QUOTE FOR THE ONE CALLED WILLIAM SCHRYVER, FOR IT WILL DEFINE HIS JUDGMENT BEFORE ME AND THE RENDERING OF HIS SOUL!


Take him to hell, O lord Anubis. You are the god of this world. I hear the words of your mouth. You are the way, the truth, and the light of the world. All those who oppose you will be destroyed.

Hail Anubis, lord of the underworld! Great is Anubis, god of the whole earth. Anubis is the author of salvation and holds the key of life in his hand.

Hear the words of my mouth! I bring forth virgins to sacrifice at your altar in the name of the king of Egypt. (Joseph Smith gave me this idea while he was feeling up Fanny)

Paul O


Lol...i can't tell if you are Demosthenes or Locke....(how did osc go so wrong...i hate that he makes me hate him...)

Either way, awesome work :).
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My two favorite MAD threads were FARMS the Musical and Missionaries in Space. Unfortunately, in neither of these two threads were we able to witness the following video due to the nature of the MAD moderation. Now at last you can see that which was so forbidden at to cause Hugh Nibley to dress up in Egyptian garb:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgqTS3XcAuI

Warning, do not watch this if you have any pets in the same room.
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Gadianton Plumber wrote:
The newly jilted and cuckholded Obiwan.
http://www.mormonapologetics.org/topic/ ... 1208870380


Hello All,

Oh my, it looks like Madame Gadianton Plumber has divulged "in-real-life" information about Mr. Obiwan. He should forthwith receive a "warning".

Very Respectfully,

Doctor CamNC4Me
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Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.
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I have revealed nothing but that which Master Obiwan has revealed on every thread he posts.
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