Doctor Scratch wrote:That's interesting. I never imagined what ttribe sounds like, though I do think that he looks like he smells like pee.
Don't quit your day job. You'll never make it as a comedian.
(Nevo, Jan 23) And the Melchizedek Priesthood may not have been restored until the summer of 1830, several months after the organization of the Church.
Rambo wrote:This might shock everyone but I think Lord Anubis is Paul Osbornes sock puppet! Sorry for outing you Paul :(
LIAR! BLASPHEMER!
I AM NOT THE SOCK PUPPET OF THE ONE CALLED PAUL!
RENOUNCE YOUR HORRID INSULTS, OR YOU WILL JOIN THOSE WHO CONTINUE TO DESECRATE MY SACRED IMAGE, AND YOUR SOUL WILL BE TORN TO SHREDS BY AMUT THE DESTROYER!
RENOUNCE YOUR HORRID INSULTS, OR YOU WILL JOIN THOSE WHO CONTINUE TO DESECRATE MY SACRED IMAGE, AND YOUR SOUL WILL BE TORN TO SHREDS BY AMUT THE DESTROYER!
Lord Anubis is telling the truth. I don't do sock puppets and never will. I speak for myself and do it in my own name. Trust me, when I have something to say, I say it. Unfortunately there are lots of things I can't say anymore on this board because of restrictions. I would get in trouble if I said the word, "squirt" or "lemon".
Does ttribe really smell like pee? Hee hee!! Good one, Scratch.
Doctor Scratch wrote:That's interesting. I never imagined what ttribe sounds like, though I do think that he looks like he smells like pee.
Don't quit your day job. You'll never make it as a comedian.
Okay, I admit it. I actually stole the joke from the comedian Greg Giraldo, who used it on the Comedy Central Roast of (If I recall correctly) Joan Rivers. He used it to describe Gilbert Gottfried, who, come to think of it, sort of looks like ttribe.
"[I]f, while hoping that everybody else will be honest and so forth, I can personally prosper through unethical and immoral acts without being detected and without risk, why should I not?." --Daniel Peterson, 6/4/14
I have received permission from Lord Anubis to reveal the fact that he is absolutely **NOT** a sock puppet of Paul Osborne.
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"