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_Darth J
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sethpayne wrote:
LeSellers wrote:Why should a woman settle for a poor man when a rich one would be willing to take her as a plural wife? It is often better to share a piece of a large pie than to have an entire piece of a tiny one.


http://www.mormonapologetics.org/topic/ ... ge__st__20


Worst double entendre so far.
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mfbukowski on the facsimiles translated by Joseph Smith.

http://www.mormonapologetics.org/topic/ ... r-the-boa/
mfbukowski wrote:They are spiritual keys to the temple ordinances and must be spiritually understood by revelation.

What they are or are not to Egyptologists is irrelevant.

Once you understand that, all the alleged "problems" disappear.
2 Tim 4:3 For the time will come when men will not put up with sound doctrine.
2 Tim 4:4 They will turn their ears away from the truth & turn aside to myths
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thews wrote:mfbukowski on the facsimiles translated by Joseph Smith.

http://www.mormonapologetics.org/topic/ ... r-the-boa/
mfbukowski wrote:They are spiritual keys to the temple ordinances and must be spiritually understood by revelation.

What they are or are not to Egyptologists is irrelevant.

Once you understand that, all the alleged "problems" disappear.


Hey, at least he is admitting that it's just looking at Egyptian pictures and then making up a story about it.

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Fig. 1. The Death Star, signifying the ultimate power in the universe, as stated by Admiral Motti, for which Darth Vader choked him for making fun of the Force. First in firepower, the last pertaining to the covering up of vulnerable exhaust ports. The measurement according to Luke Skywalker, is "that small moon." But that's no moon; it's a space station, which is called by the Italians La Morte Nera, or the Black Death.
Fig. 2. Stands next to the Death Star, called by the Ewoks, Endor, which is the sanctuary forest moon; holding the key of the shield generator also, pertaining to an imminent attack by the Rebel fleet; as revealed from Bothan spies to the Alliance, as many of them died to bring this us information.
Fig. 3. Is made to represent Luke Skywalker, sitting upon his landspeeder, armed with his father's lightsaber; one of the two suns of Tatooine over his head; representing also the grand Key-words of the Force, as revealed to Yoda in the Jedi Temple, as also to Mace Windu, Qui-Gon Jinn, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, and all to whom the Force was revealed.
Fig. 4. Answers to hyperspace, signifying lightspeed, which ain't like dusting crops, boy; also a numerical figure, in the Kessel Run signifying twelve parsecs; which may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts.
Fig. 5. Is called in the Republic Coruscant; this is one of the governing planets also, and is said by the Republic Senate to be the capital, and where the Jedi Temple is through the medium of the Force, which is the grand Key, or, in other words, the governing power, which is an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us, and penetrates us, and binds the galaxy together. This planet receives its power through the medium of the Supreme Chancellor, or the Emperor, depending on who is ruling the galaxy, represented by numbers 22 and 23, receiving power from the dark side of the Force.
Fig. 6. Represents the Galaxy in its four quarters.
Fig. 7. Represents Emperor Palpatine sitting upon his throne, revealing the dark side of the Force; as, also, the sign of the Order 66 unto the clonetroopers, in the form of a hologram transmission.
Fig. 8. If you want to know, go see the movies.
Fig. 9. Seriously, all six episodes.
Fig. 10. Also.
Fig. 11. Also. If you want to write your own fan fiction, go ahead.
Figures 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, and 21 will be given after The Force Unleashed II is released for the XBox 360.
The above translation is given as far as we have any right to give at the present time.
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The above translation is given as far as we have any right to give at the present time.


That was an excellent translation of the Hypocephalus, lord J. Well done. Now, let us go to the Facsimile No. 3 and strip the clothes off those persons in order to determine their sex.

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Jeff K:

Within the context of the post. No, taken out of context, yes. I chose the term liberal rather than democrat because those who seek a libertine lifestyle without responsibility are not set in one political party. That group of libertines tend to be on the left. And those elitist who drink at Starbucks with their eco friendly coffee believe they are carrying out their duty and need not sully themselves with the normal people.


Drinking a coffee at Starbucks. Here I was thinking that's what all the normal people do now? But, no, the libertines have taken it over with their eco-friendly coffee.

Thanks, Jeff. Sometimes your stuff is just priceless.
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Short Jeff K: "I have never been outside of Utah RARRRRRRR"
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I thought this response to a thread asking why polygyny is abhorrent was quite insightful.

http://www.mormonapologetics.org/topic/ ... -polygyny/
Bunk wrote:As has been pointed out, what is abhorrent to some is not abhorrent to others.

Groups that practice Polygyny end up with young men who can't get a wife. Among the FLDS this leads to abandonment of teenage boys (as documented in the recent film Sons of Perdition).

Maybe, as a solution, they could practice male infanticide and only keep the female babies. What is abhorrent to some is not abhorrent to others.
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2 Tim 4:4 They will turn their ears away from the truth & turn aside to myths
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When Christ comes back to cleanse the Earth, don't you believe he will be displaying some intense hostility?

I don't see anything inherently wrong in displaying intense hostility towards something which is evil, or people who are evil, as long as the one displaying that hostility is doing only good things. It's what I call righteous indignation, and I believe it is good, as long as the one displaying it doesn't do anything wrong (or evil) when displaying that anger.


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Hahahaha, smart lady.

Also people are still confusing art with pictures that are just meant to tell a story.


Found here: http://www.mormonapologetics.org/topic/ ... 1208902778
Do you see it?
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Christ Deborah, most modern art doesn't blow my dress up either, but that is no excsue to be this ignorant.
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