KEP Dictation Argument: The Evidence

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_William Schryver
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Re: KEP Dictation Argument: The Evidence

Post by _William Schryver »

sock puppet wrote:So does everyone else in the mental ward.

I suppose you'd know.

At any rate, Kurt didn't write those words in your sigline. It's a cover of a song by the The Vaselines. However, I wrote my own version as a requiem for Kurt after he self-administered a red-mist haircut. I hereby also dedicate it to you (and all your friends here in The Great and Spacious Trailer Park:

Jesus Don't Want You
(a requiem for Kurt Cobain)

You say Jesus don't want you for a sunbeam
And I'm inclined to agree
Jesus don't need any sunbeams
There's plenty of sunbeams to see
So don't expect me to die
Don't expect me to lie
Don't expect me to cry
For you

If Jesus don't need any sunbeams
Could be they need some in hell
I've heard it's quite dark there
Though I've never been there myself
So don't expect me to cry
Don't expect me to die
Don't expect me to lie
For you

Jesus don't need any sunbeams
He's got sunbeams enough and to spare
Maybe you could look into moonbeams
I hear there's some openings there
But don't expect me to lie
Don't expect me to cry
Don't expect me to die
For you

Don't expect me to cry
Don't expect me to lie
Don't expect me to die
Like you

Copyright 1995 by William Schryver
All Rights Reserved
... every man walketh in his own way, and after the image of his own god, whose image is in the likeness of the world, and whose substance is that of an idol ...
_Paul Osborne

Re: KEP Dictation Argument: The Evidence

Post by _Paul Osborne »

William Schryverass wrote: I do find it interesting that pretty much everything said on this message board about me and Joseph Smith is virtually interchangeable


No, there are some big differences. I've said many times that Joseph Smith had balls. You don't.

You're nothing like Joseph Smith. I've read his writings many times and you don't compare with him. Maybe it was the acid you dropped? Maybe it's the pony tail you sport today?

Don't you just feel the warm sweet holy ghost flowing in you, William?

Paul O
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Re: KEP Dictation Argument: The Evidence

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William Schryver wrote:
sock puppet wrote:So does everyone else in the mental ward.

I suppose you'd know.

At any rate, Kurt didn't write those words in your sigline. It's a cover of a song by the The Vaselines. However, I wrote my own version as a requiem for Kurt after he self-administered a red-mist haircut. I hereby also dedicate it to you (and all your friends here in The Great and Spacious Trailer Park:

Jesus Don't Want You
(a requiem for Kurt Cobain)

You say Jesus don't want you for a sunbeam
And I'm inclined to agree
Jesus don't need any sunbeams
There's plenty of sunbeams to see
So don't expect me to die
Don't expect me to lie
Don't expect me to cry
For you

If Jesus don't need any sunbeams
Could be they need some in hell
I've heard it's quite dark there
Though I've never been there myself
So don't expect me to cry
Don't expect me to die
Don't expect me to lie
For you

Jesus don't need any sunbeams
He's got sunbeams enough and to spare
Maybe you could look into moonbeams
I hear there's some openings there
But don't expect me to lie
Don't expect me to cry
Don't expect me to die
For you

Don't expect me to cry
Don't expect me to lie
Don't expect me to die
Like you

Copyright 1995 by William Schryver
All Rights Reserved

Hi, Will. Kurt did not write them, but he imparted so much more in the way that he sang them. Much the same with Bowie's The Man Who Sold The World. Much the same way that Johnny Cash, shortly before he died, made his the song One (written in part by Paul Hewson). Or the way that Guns 'N Roses took Live and Let Die from Paul McCartney and showed him how the song really should be played.

By the way, I quite like your Jesus Don't Want You lyrics. I hope someday you'll understand what you wrote. Not a requiem for Kurt at all.
_Kevin Graham
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Re: KEP Dictation Argument: The Evidence

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You better make sure you bring along plenty of friends.


Pfft!

So they can help you off the ground?

Don't even pretend to act tough with me you pathetic excuse of a man. I'm not Chris and I'm not beastie. And I've seen your gooberish self in recent photos. Your posture alone tells me you couldn't manage three swings without pulling the only muscle you have in your upper body. LOL!

You've been weighed, measured and found inadequate in every way that matters. I've seen your cowardice online, your penchant for attacking women and those you refer to as children. All the while you've been bragging that your virility far surpasses that of Metcalfe, and now Ashment. But don't worry, I'll wait to see if you're man enough to make the first move - probably by trying to "scratch/slap" me - given your "I'm not a closet homosexual" voice. Hopefully, you're one of those Utah douche bags who took "Kenpo" all his life. In any event, I'll say to your face what you've been too scared to say to the faces of others online, and then the ball will be in your court.
_William Schryver
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Re: KEP Dictation Argument: The Evidence

Post by _William Schryver »

Kevin Graham wrote:
You better make sure you bring along plenty of friends.


Pfft!

So they can help you off the ground?

Don't even pretend to act tough with me you pathetic excuse of a man. I'm not Chris and I'm not beastie. And I've seen your gooberish self in recent photos. Your posture alone tells me you couldn't manage three swings without pulling the only muscle you have in your upper body. LOL!

You've been weighed, measured and found inadequate in every way that matters. I've seen your cowardice online, your penchant for attacking women and those you refer to as children. All the while you've been bragging that your virility far surpasses that of Metcalfe, and now Ashment. But don't worry, I'll wait to see if you're man enough to make the first move - probably by trying to "scratch/slap" me - given your "I'm not a closet homosexual" voice. Hopefully, you're one of those Utah douche bags who took "Kenpo" all his life. In any event, I'll say to your face what you've been too scared to say to the faces of others online, and then the ball will be in your court.

Ooooooooooooooooooooooh!

[Brief pause while I rush to the bathroom .........]

Whew!

Please don't do that again. My old heart just can't take it. Not to mention I just used the last of the roll ...
... every man walketh in his own way, and after the image of his own god, whose image is in the likeness of the world, and whose substance is that of an idol ...
_beastie
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Re: KEP Dictation Argument: The Evidence

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Once again, Will leaves questions unanswered:

How was Nibley mistaken in this quote?

It was not the habit of Joseph Smith to suppress his revelations. He made every effort to see to it that each excerpt from the book of Abraham was published to the world the moment it was presentable. "One cannot read the pages of the early periodicals of the Church," writes James R. Clark, " . . . without being impressed with the fact that to Joseph Smith, availability of the new revelations of God where people could read them and immediately profit by their instruction was more important than the technicality of having acomplete text of these ancient records at the start . . . " Hence, Clark notes, it was his custom to publish them in the form of extracts as he went along.



Did he and Clark just make up the bit about Joseph Smith trying to publish each excerpt from the Book of Abraham the "moment it was presentable?" What evidence did they misread and misunderstand?

And why won't you answer my simple question about whether or not you knew that Joseph Smith et al likely thought the Masonic ciphers WERE Egyptian?
We hate to seem like we don’t trust every nut with a story, but there’s evidence we can point to, and dance while shouting taunting phrases.

Penn & Teller

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_Kevin Graham
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Re: KEP Dictation Argument: The Evidence

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Ooooooooooooooooooooooh!

[Brief pause while I rush to the bathroom .........]

Whew!

Please don't do that again. My old heart just can't take it. Not to mention I just used the last of the roll ...


Typical symptom of cowardice.
_Aristotle Smith
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Re: KEP Dictation Argument: The Evidence

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Kevin Graham wrote:
Ooooooooooooooooooooooh!

[Brief pause while I rush to the bathroom .........]

Whew!

Please don't do that again. My old heart just can't take it. Not to mention I just used the last of the roll ...


Typical symptom of cowardice.


Kevin, I think that was Will admitting that he is full of crap, literally.
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Re: KEP Dictation Argument: The Evidence

Post by _Kishkumen »

William Schryver wrote:Don't expect me to cry
Don't expect me to lie
Don't expect me to die
For you

Copyright 1995 by William Schryver
All Rights Reserved


Yes, why should anyone expect that you have tears, lies, and a life to spare? You're putting all of these things to use in your Mopologetics. I doubt you have anything left over for anyone else.

And it is good to see that you have graduated to the lyrical heights of Droopydom. Well done.
"Petition wasn’t meant to start a witch hunt as I’ve said 6000 times." ~ Hanna Seariac, LDS apologist
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Re: KEP Dictation Argument: The Evidence

Post by _Paul Osborne »

Don't expect me to cry
Don't expect me to lie
Don't expect me to die
For you

Copyright 1995 by William Schryver
All Rights Reserved


All Rights Reserved?

How about I tattoo them to my ass and then take a picture of it and post it here on the board for everyone to see? Your words move me, William. I'm soooo touched.

Paul O
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