Simon Belmont, Esq
Puts the "Esq" after his name
To feel important
Mormon Haiku!
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_SoHo
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Re: Mormon Haiku!
"One of the surest ways to avoid even getting near false doctrine is to choose to be simple in our teaching." - Elder Henry B. Eyring, Ensign, May 1999, 74
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_SoHo
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Re: Mormon Haiku!
Church HQ response to a query from a learned professor:
The word of wisdom
Does not expressly forbid
Krispy Kreme Donuts
The word of wisdom
Does not expressly forbid
Krispy Kreme Donuts
"One of the surest ways to avoid even getting near false doctrine is to choose to be simple in our teaching." - Elder Henry B. Eyring, Ensign, May 1999, 74
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_thews
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Re: Mormon Haiku!
Black magic soul stew
Seer stones Zelph bones and you
Cog diss equals bliss?
Gate keeper hand shake
Mental gymnastic brain bake
Magic undies too?
Seer stones Zelph bones and you
Cog diss equals bliss?
Gate keeper hand shake
Mental gymnastic brain bake
Magic undies too?
2 Tim 4:3 For the time will come when men will not put up with sound doctrine.
2 Tim 4:4 They will turn their ears away from the truth & turn aside to myths
2 Tim 4:4 They will turn their ears away from the truth & turn aside to myths
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_Malcolm
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Re: Mormon Haiku!
Sweet was the working
at the sugar factory
Now Mormon temple.
at the sugar factory
Now Mormon temple.
We shall not cease from exploration
and the end of all our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
and know the place for the first time.
T.S.Eliot
and the end of all our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
and know the place for the first time.
T.S.Eliot
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_Darth J
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Re: Mormon Haiku!
Time to go to Church
Faith-promoting homilies
Yikes,what a snoozefest
Faith-promoting homilies
Yikes,what a snoozefest
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_Darth J
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Re: Mormon Haiku!
Boys have "factories"
Don't you go touching yourself
Normal is evil
Don't you go touching yourself
Normal is evil
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_Darth J
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I love the temple
Heaven is God's secret club
You know the handshake?
Heaven is God's secret club
You know the handshake?
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_Darth J
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Re: Mormon Haiku!
Mormon cinema
"Baptists at Our Barbecue"
Please, God, let me die
"Baptists at Our Barbecue"
Please, God, let me die
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_Molok
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Re: Mormon Haiku!
A horse is a horse
Of course, of course. Unless the
Horse is a tapir.
Of course, of course. Unless the
Horse is a tapir.
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_NorthboundZax
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Re: Mormon Haiku!
Enish-go-on-dosh
Oliblish, Hah-ko-kau-beam
Learning Egyptian
Oliblish, Hah-ko-kau-beam
Learning Egyptian