I'm an apostate:
Offended and want to sin -
Members tell me so.
Mormon Haiku!
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_malkie
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Re: Mormon Haiku!
NOMinal member
Maksutov: "... if you give someone else the means to always push your buttons, you're lost."
Maksutov: "... if you give someone else the means to always push your buttons, you're lost."
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_Doctor Scratch
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Re: Mormon Haiku!
Are apologists
Set apart by the Brethren?
We may never know.
Set apart by the Brethren?
We may never know.
"[I]f, while hoping that everybody else will be honest and so forth, I can personally prosper through unethical and immoral acts without being detected and without risk, why should I not?." --Daniel Peterson, 6/4/14
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_SoHo
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Re: Mormon Haiku!
Mopologists think
Members do not need to know
The holes in their claims
Members do not need to know
The holes in their claims
"One of the surest ways to avoid even getting near false doctrine is to choose to be simple in our teaching." - Elder Henry B. Eyring, Ensign, May 1999, 74
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_SoHo
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Re: Mormon Haiku!
Noah was an ant
The mighty ark just a twig
Stuck in a puddle
The mighty ark just a twig
Stuck in a puddle
"One of the surest ways to avoid even getting near false doctrine is to choose to be simple in our teaching." - Elder Henry B. Eyring, Ensign, May 1999, 74
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_Doctor Scratch
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Re: Mormon Haiku!
Louis Midgley hates
Rodney Meldrum's huge success:
Tantrum at DesBook!
Rodney Meldrum's huge success:
Tantrum at DesBook!
"[I]f, while hoping that everybody else will be honest and so forth, I can personally prosper through unethical and immoral acts without being detected and without risk, why should I not?." --Daniel Peterson, 6/4/14
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_Simon Belmont
Re: Mormon Haiku!
The Haiku of Scratchian phraseology:
Huh, that's interesting
Hi, there; Watershed moment
Gee, it turns out that
Huh, that's interesting
Hi, there; Watershed moment
Gee, it turns out that
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_thews
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Re: Mormon Haiku!
White and delightsome
In nineteen seventy eight
defined bigotry
Nineteen eighty one
Changed to “Pure and delightsome”
To whitewash the truth
Absence of the truth
Reveals the honesty void
Unmasking what hides
In nineteen seventy eight
defined bigotry
Nineteen eighty one
Changed to “Pure and delightsome”
To whitewash the truth
Absence of the truth
Reveals the honesty void
Unmasking what hides
2 Tim 4:3 For the time will come when men will not put up with sound doctrine.
2 Tim 4:4 They will turn their ears away from the truth & turn aside to myths
2 Tim 4:4 They will turn their ears away from the truth & turn aside to myths
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_thews
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Re: Mormon Haiku!
Simon Belmont wrote:It is amazing
The lengths that critics will go
To misrepresent
It is amazing
The lengths Simon will go to
To lie about truth
Simon says there’s evidence in support of the historicity of Mormonism. Insert CFR here Simon.
2 Tim 4:3 For the time will come when men will not put up with sound doctrine.
2 Tim 4:4 They will turn their ears away from the truth & turn aside to myths
2 Tim 4:4 They will turn their ears away from the truth & turn aside to myths
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_Presbyter
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Re: Mormon Haiku!
Scratch, Gadianton
Foolish boring nobodies
Simon Belmont pwns
Foolish boring nobodies
Simon Belmont pwns
"The best way to drive out the devil, if he will not yield to texts of Scripture, is to jeer and flout him, for he cannot bear scorn." ~~ Martin Luther