Mormon Haiku!

[_Darth J]

And, just like William Schryver and Nomad, Simon Belmont has Presbyter. (This is not a haiku.)

[_NorthboundZax]

And, just like William Schryver and Nomad, Simon Belmont has Presbyter. (This is not a haiku.)

c'mon, Darth

Shryver has Nomad
Belmont has a Presbyter
Where's my sycophant?

[_Darth J]

Facts don't fit my faith
Better put it on the shelf
A big shelf, indeed

.......

Don't call them "Mormons"
No one is Mormon but us
Call us Christians, too
......
Lying is so bad
Lying to sell books is worse
You agree, Paul Dunn?
.....
Roadblocks to my faith
Removed by apologists
Nephites raised tapirs
....
Inspired by God
Oh, divine Consitution
My morals are law
....
We need a loophole
We wish they had not said that
That is not doctrine!
....
President Monson
What message does God have now?
Huh? Octopus traps?

[_Simon Belmont]

Shryver has Nomad
Belmont has a Presbyter
Where's my sycophant?

You obviously
Aren't awesome enough, these days
For a sycophant

-----

Neither is Darth J
For he is really lacking
In that department


:)

[_Blixa]

Simon Belmont looks
into mirror. What looks back?
Hater gonna hate.

[_Calculus Crusader]

Simon get a sponge
to sop up your haterade
off of the floor please

[_Calculus Crusader]

Enish-go-on-dosh
Oliblish, Hah-ko-kau-beam
Learning Egyptian

LOL

[_Dr. Shades]

Internet Mormons
hate Chapel Mormon rabble
at least, what they write


Called on a mission
Off to South America
Hope I don't get worms


Getting lots of tail
Gonna start up a fake bank
Joseph's perks are great

[_harmony]

If Father is fair
Then unrighteous dominion
Should never prosper

[_NorthboundZax]

You obviously
Aren't awesome enough, these days
For a sycophant

Last edited by Simon Belmont on Fri Oct 22, 2010 6:48 pm, edited 1 time in total.

so much awesomeness
but still takes two tries to count
seven syllables

where is Presbyter
to insist that 5-5-5
is so much better
:)