Mormon Haiku!

[_Calculus Crusader]

You obviously
Aren't awesome enough, these days
For a sycophant

Last edited by Simon Belmont on Fri Oct 22, 2010 6:48 pm, edited 1 time in total.

so much awesomeness
but still takes two tries to count
seven syllables

where is Presbyter
to insist that 5-5-5
is so much better
:)

Simon was just emulating the Nephites, who wrote five syllables to a line because that's all they could fit on the plates.

[_Simon Belmont]

so much awesomeness
but still takes two tries to count
seven syllables

We all make mistakes
Luckily I caught that one
It was edited

[_Kishkumen]

Joe said curelom
Joe said cumom but did not
Know what these could be

[_Kishkumen]

Mahonri said this:
"Touch these balls of glass so that
they can be glow balls."

[Guest]

Gadianton had
a band of hardy warriors.
Nephites smear'd mem'ry.

[_Kishkumen]

Old Will Schryver sings
near miss with randy waitress
Marriott business

[_Kishkumen]

Young Simon once dream'd
of taking down Doctor Scratch.
Don Quixote laughs.

[_Kishkumen]

Droopy has a need
for a party for his tea
if it is herbal.

[_Darth J]

Brigham Young, Prophet
Had lots and lots of money
Where did he get it?

[_Darth J]

Now Heber J, Grant
Says Word of Wisdom is law
Damn, what a buzzkill