Mormon Haiku!

[_Kishkumen]

Gordon B. Hinckley
said I don't know we teach that.
Now God was not man.

[Guest]

Simon was just emulating the Nephites, who wrote five syllables to a line because that's all they could fit on the plates.

gold plates, not much space
reformed egyptian required
Oh look, Isaiah


edit -
revised line 2 from
"no more than five syllables".
flows better this way

[_Simon Belmont]

We have musicians!
Kishkumen, Nightlion, Will
They all make music for us

[_Simon Belmont]

I duplicated
The post, now I have to make
Up a haiku, yay!

[_Simon Belmont]

James White, Th.D.
Fully unaccredited
Correspondence school

[_Simon Belmont]

Paul, you're ruining
This humorous thread, okay?
Please cease and desist

[_Kishkumen]

Simon defends them
Mopologists can't behave
Watch them rant and rave

[_Jersey Girl]

People,

Please count your syllable and stop rhyming. This isn't a limmerick contest, it's haiku. Please respect the form!

[/haiku nannying]

[_Kishkumen]

People,

Please count your syllable and stop rhyming. This isn't a limmerick contest, it's haiku. Please respect the form!

[/haiku nannying]

I had not planned on rhyming, and I have to plead illness. I can hardly sit upright. As for the syllables on that last one, did I get that wrong?

[_NorthboundZax]

People,

Please count your syllable and stop rhyming. This isn't a limmerick contest, it's haiku. Please respect the form!

[/haiku nannying]

The rules of haiku
don't exclude a rhyme or two
Kish, hope it's not flu