Volume I, Issue II
Cassius University, 2010
Review by Darth J
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Review of Gordon B. Hinckley, "Truth Restored: A short History of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints." Salt Lake City: Copyright 1947 by the Corporation of the President of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Reprinted 1969). 154 pages (no footnotes or bibliography whatsoever). No original cover price; $1.00 in October 2010 at Deseret Industries Thrift Store. (Short quotes from the work reviewed have quote marks; longer quotes are in blue text.)
If you're reading this review, chances are that you have encountered many troubling issues regarding the history of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, and have pondered how those issues relate to the Church's claim of being the one, true church on Earth. You may be a member of the Church who has questioned or lost your faith. You may be a member who is struggling with "not all truth being particularly useful" when your idyllic image of your church turned out to be not quite what you always thought, and who is on the internet looking to apologists for the equivalent of continuously refinancing your loans to avoid the day when you have to make those payments that will leave you completely insolvent (spiritually speaking). Maybe you are a true believer, who will not let any facts or evidence get in the way of what you "know" with "every fiber of your being" (and since matter is largely made of empty space at the atomic level, "every fiber of your being" becomes ironically apropos in describing what you "know"). Or perhaps you are just a bystander who enjoys watching defenders of the LDS Church flail about, trying to reconcile the claims of their church with objective reality.
In any case, you've read enough of these non-faith-promoting stories about secret teenage plural brides, pantomime of Freemasonry, self-serving revelations of expediency canonized as the Doctrine and Covenants, claims of translating ancient Egyptian, and so on. I know what you really want. Enough of the naysayers and dream-slayers. Contra Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men, you can handle the truth, but only for so long. It's time for that old-fashioned faith-promoting history. A history so sugar-coated that you'll get Type 2 diabetes just from picking it up. What you want is "Truth Restored," a book so obsessed with turning every trivial happenstance into a triumph, omitting any bad news while glorifying irrelevant minutiae, nursing that persecution complex, drooling over vanity church monuments and edifices, and the occasional faith-promoting blatant misrepresentation that you already know before I say it that it could only be authored by Gordon B. Hinckley.
Gordon B. Hinckley was a member of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles when he wrote "Truth Restored," so I will refer to him as "Elder" instead of "President." However, one should not lose sight of the many accomplishments that Gordon B. Hinckley had aside from being a permanent public relations cheerleader for the Church. For example, there was his career as.......anyway, Gordon B. Hinckley was an apostle when he wrote this book.
As an added bonus, "Truth Restored" was published by the Corporation of the President of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, making this opus official church doctrine for those who have adopted certain apologist theorems about what constitutes "official church doctrine." We'll discuss the significance of this book's status as official church doctrine later, but here's a hint: it starts with “L” and rhymes with “amanite.”
"Truth Restored" begins with the events leading up to and including Joseph Smith's First Vision straight out of the Joseph Smith History found in the Pearl of Great Price. None of this "truth that is not useful" examining whether his mother and other family members joined the Presbyterian church in 1823 instead of 1820, no worrying about whether he was 14 or 15 or 16 or 17, no confusion about whether he was praying to know if there was a God or for forgiveness of sins or which church was true, and certainly none of these distractions about whether he saw an angel or "the Lord" or two distinct Personages. With "Truth Restored," faith-promoting history is what you expect, and faith-promoting history is what you get.
Unfortunately, we are also treated to the Hinckleyism of the faith-promoting misrepresentation, for which he would become famous many years later with such statements in the media as “polygamy is not doctrinal,” “there are no such things as Mormon fundamentalists,” not knowing that the Church teaches or emphasizes that God was once being a man who became exalted just like we are trying to do, or we “don’t know” why blacks could not be ordained to the priesthood prior to 1978. Having finished Chapter 1 by regurgitating the version of the First Vision that the Church has officially decided to go with, Elder Hinckley informs his readers that Joseph Smith “joined none of the churches that sought his interest.” That’s not an entirely accurate statement. Orsemus Turner, one of Joseph Smith’s cohorts in Palmyra in the 1820’s, noted that Joseph Smith got involved with the Methodists, including some amateur preaching with them, and he may have joined a Methodist church in Harmony, Pennsylvania in 1828. Whether or not he officially “joined,” he did not exactly distance himself, either, and to leave at “he never joined any church” is misleading. But never mind all this. Elder Hinckley has a story to tell.
We then move to Chapter 2, “An Angel and a Book.” Again, Elder Hinckley largely lifts the story of Moroni and the golden plates out of the canonized Pearl of Great Price account. He does add some color commentary, though, such as, “he continued to work on his father’s farm, to work for others in the area, and to associate with companions of his own age.” Elder Hinckley does not mention that Joseph’s “work for others in the area” involved using a magic rock to try to find buried treasure. This seems like an odd omission, given that apologists have told us that Joseph’s transition from using a magic rock to look for buried treasure to using the same rock to translate the “buried treasure” of the golden plates is not at all dressing up folk magic with Christian terminology, but is in fact evidence of the Lord preparing Joseph Smith to be a prophet. Since apologists have explained that Joseph Smith’s career in folk magic was a key step in preparing to be a prophet (perhaps like L. Ron Hubbard’s career as a science fiction writer “prepared” him to be the founder of Scientology), it is curious that Elder Hinckley overlooks this example of how the Lord qualifies those whom He calls.
After the standard LDS narrative about Joseph Smith spending several years going back to the Hill Cumorah to receive instruction from Moroni about obtaining the golden plates, which is not at all like a folk magic treasure guardian story, Elder Hinckley shifts into persecution gear. “No sooner was it rumored that he had the plates than efforts were made to seize them from him.” Of course, the only way it could have been “rumored” that Joseph Smith had these plates is if he went around telling people that he had them, but this is a faith-promoting history, so don’t go there. (“Don’t go there,” “Too much information,” and “Talk to the hand” went out of usage in the late 1990’s after several people were publicly tortured to death for using these phrases.) We are informed that numerous efforts were made by locals to find the golden plates that Joseph Smith was “rumored” to have and had not at all gone around blabbing about, including someone using a “diviner” to look for them (no, this particular person using a rod to find things was not Oliver Cowdery). This hint at local magical practices to find hidden treasures is about all you are going to get in “Truth Restored” on this particular subject.
In a recurring motif of “Truth Restored,” Joseph Smith finds it necessary to relocate to escape “persecution.” Joseph Smith moves to Harmony, Pennsylvania, where he had previously been “working” for “a Mr. Josiah Stoal.” Elder Hinckley neglects to mention that this “work” for Mr. Stoal was using magical devices to try to find buried treasure. And speaking of magical devices to find treasure, Elder Hinckley also makes his one and only mention of Emma Smith here when he states that Joseph had married Emma “some months prior to the time he received the plates.” Since folk magic is apparently one of those truths that is not useful, Elder Hinckley misses another opportunity to show how the Lord works. In this case, he leaves out that the seer stone told Joseph to marry Emma, anticipating the day when untold numbers of BYU students and returned missionaries would receive revelations about whom they should marry.
However, on page 15 (of this edition), Elder Hinckley provides us with a picture of reformed Egyptians characters (of course it’s the Anthon manuscript). You know; this:
It really is too bad that an official publication of the Church asserts that the Anthon manuscript is reformed Egyptian, since these characters have an uncanny similarity to something else.