From My Informant: DCP & Schryver Ordered to Stand Down

[_Kishkumen]

Is this what 30+ years of virginity does to a person? sad...so much hostility and anger when someone suggests ...I am sad for you....

Rudeness to The Nehor sets your priority one notch higher for the BYU Security orbital laser cannon. You might try leaning a bit to the left and looking up at the ceiling.

Yeah, and it's not like The Nehor is a virgin. He is actually the most corrupt and dishonest person on this entire board. It is amazing how he has the lot of you fooled. Indeed, he is our very own Keyser Söze, whose nebbish "Verbal Kint" presentation is just a distraction so he can perpetrate some real nightmare crap on us.

[_The Nehor]

Am I supposed to be insulted or creeped out by how much thought critics

All critics???????????

Don't put words in my mouth. I did not use the word 'all' and obviously didn't mean that.

[_The Nehor]

Yeah, and it's not like The Nehor is a virgin.

The fascination with this is disturbing.

He is actually the most corrupt and dishonest person on this entire board.

I'd like to thank all the little people out there who helped me get this award.

It is amazing how he has the lot of you fooled. Indeed, he is our very own Keyser Söze, whose nebbish "Verbal Kint" presentation is just a distraction so he can perpetrate some real nightmare s*** on us.

Indeed, I secretly abduct hamsters and am training them as ninjas to further my plans for world domination.

[_aussieguy55]

Would the likes of Wil be discouraged from coming on messageboards because he is not holding his own very on the Book of Abraham in his debates with Chris Smith and Mortal Man? If Chris and Mortalman makes mincemeat of Wil's arguments about the KEP and the length of the scroll that may create doubts in the minds of the TBMs that lurk there.

[_asbestosman]

Why do you think it's "ridiculous," ABman? Certainly, *I* don't think it's any more ridiculous that something like, say, Zelph the White Lamanite, or Kolob.

. . . or lizard men hiding in the tunnels at Temple Square. Yeah, I know. Err, wait. Maybe you actually believe that one.

Thanks for the nod acknowledging that I got your little joke. It's such a transparent attempt to lure Daniel Peterson and William Schryver back to the boards, I couldn't help but be surprised at your bold sense of humor.

[_Kishkumen]

The fascination with this is disturbing.

Come on, Nehor, you are not disturbed in the least. I have to say, however, that your feigned disturbance does raise a smile. You're so sly.

I'd like to thank all the little people out there who helped me get this award.

If it doesn't go in your siggie, I'll be deeply hurt. Look at what I did with Bot's description of me as a "seedy academician." I really showed my gratitude.

Indeed, I secretly abduct hamsters and am training them as ninjas to further my plans for world domination.

To everyone out there lurking in on this conversation, don't say you weren't warned.

[_truth dancer]

Hi Doctor Scratch,

According to my informant, "strict orders have come down from Salt Lake City...that Dan Peterson and William Schryver are no longer to participate in message board discussions with ex-Mormons or anti-Mormons." I understand this to mean that the Brethren personally ordered both DCP and Schryver to "bow out" of messageboard discussions.

First, I feel certain the Brethren (at least some of them) have wanted apologists to take a less mean-spirited approach for some time. (Didn't we see a few talks about this)? It is obvious this sort of apologetic tactic is harming the church... members lurk on the MAD board and see a seriously poor example of desperate, dishonest nastiness and their questions turn into doubt, then disbelief. I'm pretty sure the MAD board has created more disbelievers than all the anti sites combined.

Having said this, why would the Brethren single out DCP and Will? I realize DCP is a high profile apologist but so are others, and Will? Aside from his vulgar, tawdry, and repulsive shtick, he seems to be on par with BC space, The Nehor, Yahoo Bot and others who are just a little off with their understanding of LDS doctrine. In other words, does he really even show up on the radar, (try as he might)? I realize he had a little stint with the Book of Abraham over the summer but I'm pretty sure this has blown over now that the hype is gone. A few LDS members got a kick out of it but the attempt at making the Book of Abraham fiasco go away didn't really work.

It just seems to me the brethren would ask all members and apologists to treat others with civility, honesty, and respect. Oh wait, they already did. LOL! But, apologists just ignore the brethren and justify their nastiness.

~td~

[_Yoda]

Indeed, I secretly abduct hamsters and am training them as ninjas to further my plans for world domination.

I'm still laughing at this one, Nehor! LOL

This is definitely sig-worthy! Thanks for the well-needed chuckle this morning during a stressful work day. :-)

[_Jason Bourne]

I can tell you from a very reliable informant of mine that at least as far as Dan Peterson is concerned the claim he was told to get off message boards is false.

I have no information about Will Schryver. However given the fact that the claim about Peterson is false I suspect it is false about Will as well.

[_Runtu]

I can tell you from a very reliable informant of mine that at least as far as Dan Peterson is concerned the claim he was told to get off message boards is false.

I have no information about Will Schryver. However given the fact that the claim about Peterson is false I suspect it is false about Will as well.

I agree. The notion that the Brethren care about what Dan and Will are posting on message boards is laughable.