Packer Faction Says Scratch "Bald Homosexual Gynacologist"

[_Droopy]

Warns all pregnant TBM woman to stay alert and be wary of rodent eyed, leftist-looking middle aged males who look like cultural anthropology professors and attempt to pass themselves off as educated.

If you spot this individual, do not approach, but call Steven Seagal, The Dog, Car 54, or the SCMC immediately.

Your cooperation will be appreciated.

[_quaker]

Interesting.

I do think gynecologists can be passed off as educated. This profession would go far to explain Scratch's acumen at dissecting the secretions of his informants.

Many thanks, Droopy, to you and your informants who have enlightened us all.

I'd like to see any evidence that Mr. Scratch has to refute this charge of 'bald homosexuality'. Perhaps he could post a link of his professional picture. If no evidence is provided I see no reason to doubt the reliability of the charges. The Packer faction has a history of being tight lipped and of releasing only the most proven and reliable information.

[_Dr. Shades]

Warns all pregnant TBM woman to stay alert and be wary of rodent eyed, leftist-looking middle aged males who look like cultural anthropology professors and attempt to pass themselves off as educated.

In all seriousness, what does a "leftist-looking" person look like?

[_sock puppet]

Warns all pregnant TBM woman to stay alert and be wary of rodent eyed, leftist-looking middle aged males who look like cultural anthropology professors and attempt to pass themselves off as educated.

In all seriousness, what does a "leftist-looking" person look like?

Not like those sitting in the pews of a COJCOLDS church on Sundays.

[_moksha]

If you spot this individual, do not approach, but call Steven Seagal, The Dog, Car 54, or the SCMC immediately.

Would calling the SCMC be for a second gynecological opinion or more for a laying on of hands?

[_Droopy]

Interesting.

I do think gynecologists can be passed off as educated. This profession would go far to explain Scratch's acumen at dissecting the secretions of his informants.

Many thanks, Droopy, to you and your informants who have enlightened us all.

I'd like to see any evidence that Mr. Scratch has to refute this charge of 'bald homosexuality'. Perhaps he could post a link of his professional picture. If no evidence is provided I see no reason to doubt the reliability of the charges. The Packer faction has a history of being tight lipped and of releasing only the most proven and reliable information.

My closest and most trusted informant has just passed me this photo, taken with hidden photographic equipment provided to him by the SCMC at a recent conference of the American Society of Anti-Mormon Homosexual Gynecologists, held in Aspen, Colorado at a posh mountain resort.



The ASAMHG is closely aligned with the American Society of Bald Homosexual Gynecologists, and the American Society of Bald Homosexuals, who are not gynecologists but drink heavily. This last group is, of course, associated closely with The American Association of Recovering Bald Homosexuals, some of whom, my informant tells me, are in fact gynecologists.

All of them share one thing in common, however, and that is their dislike of Mormonism and Rogain.

Scratch's presence at this conference has Salt Lake buzzing, I'm told, as the ASAMHG was heavily involved in the Prop 8 battle and and Scratch himself may have been a central figure in the funneling of money from ASAMHG to other political activist organizations.

I'll keep everyone informed as breaking news comes in.