Jerkhood of the Year Nominations

[_Jersey Girl]

Okay Folks,

Now's yer chance to get it out of yer gut before the New Year begins! Think of it as soul-cleansing and for our atheist friends, just cleanse whatever you got. As you look back over this posting year, I want you to think and think hard. Remember that poster that acted like a total jerk to you or to one of your beloved posters? You know who I mean...the one that descended so far into the lower depths of what still might pass for humanity that they launched themselves into the realm of Jerkhood.

Let's hear it!

How about I get the ball rollin'?

I can think of only one name that's synomous with Jerkhood. I mean the guy is so low, he doesn't cast a shadow in broad daylight! Never has one kind thing to say to anyone and regularly mocks the hell out of LDS and Mormon.ism just for the hell of it!

I hereby nominate: Some Schmo


Jerk.

:-D

[_The Nehor]

I nominate Scratch for his weaselly tactics: making promises and not keeping them, lying repeatedly, and frequent attempts to smear posters outside the board (which largely fail due to his site getting virtually no traffic but that is neither here nor there).

[_Yoda]

I'm sorry, Jersey Girl. Schmo is just too lovable for me to vote for. I've always had a soft spot for the Schmo. :-)

There are three who stand out in my mind:

Josh Skains--His current whining and name-calling has been an embarrassment. (He could, however, redeem himself if his posting improves)

Yahoo Bot a.k.a. Bob Crockett--His calculating, cutting remarks are always followed by a "poor me" when someone actually insults him in return.

Will Schryver--His posts are rather self-explanatory as to why he should be in this category.

[_Ray A]

Yahoo Bot wins hands down. in my opinion.

[Bedlamite]

...
I hereby nominate: Some Schmo
...

Golly -- I hope not.

He's taught me more about Ultimate Love than the Koran
and the collected writings of Kim Il Sung, all lumped together!

There are no supreme saviours!
Neither God, nor Caesar, nor tribune!
Comrades, let us save ourselves:
Decree our common salvation!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vofnlIqD ... re=related

UD

[_zeezrom]

Some day I will meet some schmo and we will eat fries and fry sauce together.

I nominate the honorary Joseph Smith.

Jersey Girl,

Can we do an ordinance for the dead to nominate someone?

[_Uncle Dale]

Some day I will meet some schmo and we will eat fries and fry sauce together.

I nominate the honorary Joseph Smith.

Seconded.

And move that nominations now be closed...

UD

[_Kishkumen]

I add my nomination of Yahoo Bot. The times when he does not act like a jerk only add emphasis to the great many times that he does.

[_Simon Belmont]

I nominate Scratch for his weaselly tactics: making promises and not keeping them, lying repeatedly, and frequent attempts to smear posters outside the board (which largely fail due to his site getting virtually no traffic but that is neither here nor there).

I nominate Scratch as well. For the same reasons and more.

• Stating he would do something if another poster simply asked. When that poster asked, Scratch then added on all of these absurd conditions.
• Repeated character assassination threads, in the true TMZ style.
• Frequent posting of real life information about people on his smear blog.
• Stating a condition whereby anyone may remove any entry from his smear blog, but when the condition was met, removed the entry for a very short time before putting it back up.

This is not all, but I haven't all night to type out the crimes of Scratch.

[_Blixa]

It's hard to decide this one.

Yes, the latest Hurricane Skains tantrum is an embarrassment, but these seasonal storms blow in and out in a fairly quick cycle. The pretensions and insults of Yahoo bot and Schryver are pretty old hat at this point, though l'affaire cypher took some of this to new heights of theatricality.

One might be tempted to think Droopy's recent slanders against David Bokovoy qualify, but one would have to read them to decide---something which I fear impossible. Droopy's offense is against language itself, more than Mormon Discussions or any individual poster.

Maybe limiting it to someone new to the board this year would help me decide...