I mean, look at LDS architecture. The COB is essentially a giant phallus.
This is why it is referred to often as the 'penis palace'. Big, white shaft with two oblong balls at the bottom. They can couch it any way they want but it is a testament to 'white & delightsome' erections.
"This is how INGORNAT these fools are!" - darricktevenson
Bow your head and mutter, what in hell am I doing here?
infaymos wrote: "Peterson is the defacto king ping of the Mormon Apologetic world."
MrStakhanovite wrote:Pro Tip: Shoes, belt and watch wristband must match. Black or Brown, don't get crazy. Don't wear white athletic socks with dress shoes, and for the love of all that is holy, learn to shine your own shoes.
Stak, a columnist for GQ? Who knew?
The GQ pro-tips: dress shirt sleeve length should extend approximately 1" past your jacket sleeve. You'll notice in Stak's pic he has a marginally acceptable "flash" of sleeve from under his zip-up. Try picturing it without the white edge - not as kempt. It takes the gesture from one of "dead poet" yopping about the nuance of drinks without ice to drunk guy harassing you on the street.
Doubt my words? Check out the rat pack in the photo behind him.
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The world is always full of the sound of waves..but who knows the heart of the sea, a hundred feet down? Who knows it's depth? ~ Eiji Yoshikawa
And now, in this two hundred and first year there began to be among them those who were lifted up in pride, such as the wearing of costly apparel, and all manner of fine pearls, and of the fine things of the world. * Alma 1:6
And he began to be lifted up in the pride of his heart, and to wear very costly apparel, yea, and even began to establish a church after the manner of his preaching. * Alma 1:27
And they did impart of their substance, every man according to that which he had, to the poor, and the needy, and the sick, and the afflicted; and they did not wear costly apparel, yet they were neat and comely. * Alma 5:53
And now my beloved brethren, I say unto you, can ye withstand these sayings; yea, can ye lay aside these things, and trample the Holy One under your feet; yea, can ye be puffed up in the pride of your hearts; yea, will ye still persist in the wearing of costly apparel and setting your hearts upon the vain things of the world, upon your riches? * Alma 31:28
Behold, O my God, their costly apparel, and their ringlets, and their bracelets, and their ornaments of gold, and all their precious things which they are ornamented with; and behold, their hearts are set upon them, and yet they cry unto thee and say—We thank thee, O God, for we are a chosen people unto thee, while others shall perish. * Helaman 13:28
Yea, ye will lift him up, and ye will give unto him of your substance; ye will give unto him of your gold, and of your silver, and ye will clothe him with costly apparel; and because he speaketh flattering words unto you, and he saith that all is well, then ye will not find fault with him. * Alma 4:6
And it came to pass in the eighth year of the reign of the judges, that the people of the church began to wax proud, because of their exceeding riches, and their fine silks, and their fine-twined linen, and because of their many flocks and herds, and their gold and their silver, and all manner of precious things, which they had obtained by their industry; and in all these things were they lifted up in the pride of their eyes, for they began to wear very costly apparel. * Alma 1:32
For those who did not belong to their church did indulge themselves in sorceries, and in idolatry or idleness, and in babblings, and in envyings and strife; wearing costly apparel; being lifted up in the pride of their own eyes; persecuting, lying, thieving, robbing, committing whoredoms, and murdering, and all manner of wickedness; nevertheless, the law was put in force upon all those who did transgress it, inasmuch as it was possible.
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.
also ;) there are no reasons why hats should not be in: a nice straw hat with a blue blazer looks nice in the summer and there are fantastic fedoras to wear in the cold season. I use to be probably one of five out of seven million that use to wear a hat with his jacket in Southern Cal. I could go weeks with out seeing a nice hat. It was depressing.
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karl61 wrote:I could go weeks with that seeing a nice hat.
You could go weeks with what seeing a nice hat?
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"
