Salt Lake City Leads Nation in Breast Implant Interest

[_The Mormon Report]

For your consideration:

Salt Lake City Leads Nation in Breast Implant Interest - RealSelf.com

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6v9at5RlFu4

Oops, a different part of the female anatomy, so

'Mormon men like big breasts, they cannot lie'

[_Hoops]

Any chance the next mdb convention can be held in slc?

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It must be very lucrative to be a plastic surgeon in SLC. I'd expect a plastic surgeon to be tapped as an "apostle" within the next 10 years.

[_Jonah]

Hmmmmm, so it is not appropriate to have more than one earring in your ear...but keep those boobs comin'!!!

I wonder if at some point, like with their counsel to limit the number of holes in one's ears, the "Bros" will counsel to limit the size of one's boobs? I can hear it now, "36C sized breasts are fine and pleasing to the Lord, but 38DD's are an abomination!!" Elder Bednar could make up another talk about a returned missionary who broke up with his girlfriend because her breast implants were too large. The possibilities are endless!!

OR

Perhaps once again it is ALL of those filthy boob enhancing non-members in the Salt Lake area that are skewing the stats and giving the city a bad name. Yeah...that's it.

Amazing.

Then again...Monson did seem to look a little more buff this time around.

[_just me]

Isn't this study based on internet searches?

How do we know that men aren't doing the searches looking for examples to oggle at?

[_EAllusion]

I had the exact same thought just me, only I wondered if there were more people in Salt Lake who humorously think examining plastic surgery examples doesn't count as porn.

[_sock puppet]

Hmmmmm, so it is not appropriate to have more than one earring in your ear...but keep those boobs comin'!!!

I wonder if at some point, like with their counsel to limit the number of holes in one's ears, the "Bros" will counsel to limit the size of one's boobs? I can hear it now, "36C sized breasts are fine and pleasing to the Lord, but 38DD's are an abomination!!" Elder Bednar could make up another talk about a returned missionary who broke up with his girlfriend because her breast implants were too large. The possibilities are endless!!

OR

Perhaps once again it is ALL of those filthy boob enhancing non-members in the Salt Lake area that are skewing the stats and giving the city a bad name. Yeah...that's it.

Amazing.

Then again...Monson did seem to look a little more buff this time around.

Jonah,

You aren't implying the Bednar pulled a Paul Dunn and made up the story about earrings, are you?

[_Jonah]

Hmmmmm, so it is not appropriate to have more than one earring in your ear...but keep those boobs comin'!!!

I wonder if at some point, like with their counsel to limit the number of holes in one's ears, the "Bros" will counsel to limit the size of one's boobs? I can hear it now, "36C sized breasts are fine and pleasing to the Lord, but 38DD's are an abomination!!" Elder Bednar could make up another talk about a returned missionary who broke up with his girlfriend because her breast implants were too large. The possibilities are endless!!

OR

Perhaps once again it is ALL of those filthy boob enhancing non-members in the Salt Lake area that are skewing the stats and giving the city a bad name. Yeah...that's it.

Amazing.

Then again...Monson did seem to look a little more buff this time around.

Jonah,

You aren't implying the Bednar pulled a Paul Dunn and made up the story about earrings, are you?

I have a burning in my nutsack that Bednar went "Paul Dunn" on the earrings story. Well, maybe not quite Paul Dunn...I believe at least Dunn named actual people in his "parables". Always trust the nutsack!!

But if Bednar's story was true, can you imagine how INCREDIBLY LUCKY that gal with the multiple ear piercings was to dodge the bullet of marrying that douche of a returned missionary boyfriend?? Wow, I bet she thanks her lucky stars every night.

[_just me]

I have a burning in my nutsack

OMG, I about died when I read this. Still laughing and trying not to wake the house.