Salt Lake City Leads Nation in Breast Implant Interest

[_Infymus]

And I'm eternally grateful for this. We live in a glorious age!

[_Yoda]

"Always trust the nut sack..."

OK, someone needs to grab this for a sig. LOL

[_Some Schmo]

I have a burning in my nutsack

OMG, I about died when I read this. Still laughing and trying not to wake the house.

Is that the same as a feeling deep down in your cockles?

by the way, if your testicles are burning, you might want to see a doctor, especially if you've been to your local red light district lately.

[_Yoda]

Hmmmmm, so it is not appropriate to have more than one earring in your ear...but keep those boobs comin'!!!

I wonder if at some point, like with their counsel to limit the number of holes in one's ears, the "Bros" will counsel to limit the size of one's boobs? I can hear it now, "36C sized breasts are fine and pleasing to the Lord, but 38DD's are an abomination!!" Elder Bednar could make up another talk about a returned missionary who broke up with his girlfriend because her breast implants were too large. The possibilities are endless!!

OR

Perhaps once again it is ALL of those filthy boob enhancing non-members in the Salt Lake area that are skewing the stats and giving the city a bad name. Yeah...that's it.

Amazing.

Then again...Monson did seem to look a little more buff this time around.

So...are 38DD's an abomination if I inherited them naturally?

;-)

[_sock puppet]

Hmmmmm, so it is not appropriate to have more than one earring in your ear...but keep those boobs comin'!!!

I wonder if at some point, like with their counsel to limit the number of holes in one's ears, the "Bros" will counsel to limit the size of one's boobs? I can hear it now, "36C sized breasts are fine and pleasing to the Lord, but 38DD's are an abomination!!" Elder Bednar could make up another talk about a returned missionary who broke up with his girlfriend because her breast implants were too large. The possibilities are endless!!

OR

Perhaps once again it is ALL of those filthy boob enhancing non-members in the Salt Lake area that are skewing the stats and giving the city a bad name. Yeah...that's it.

Amazing.

Then again...Monson did seem to look a little more buff this time around.

So...are 38DD's an abomination if I inherited them naturally?

;-)

To get passed your next TR interview, you may need to see Dolly Parton's plastic surgeon first.

[_ludwigm]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -them.html

The French government is to foot the bill for tens of thousands of women to have their breast implants removed, amid fears they are at a heightened risk of cancer.

But a similar number of British women who also have the controversial implants face hefty surgical bills for the same treatment.

The row comes amid growing concern about the safety of the French-made implants, filled with a silicone gel believed to have been made for mattresses.

The world we live in.

[_Buffalo]

If you look at the YW manuals, there's actually a lot of emphasis on teaching young women to make themselves look attractive. I'm sure that has something to do with it. Church leadership has always liked to look at pretty girls.

[_harmony]

Church leadership has always liked to look at pretty girls.

Even when they're describing the girls as walking porn.

[_sock puppet]

Church leadership has always liked to look at pretty girls.

Even when they're describing the girls as walking porn.

Especially then.