Will Schryver's Benefactor

[_moksha]

Nehor, doesn't it seem strange that a dozen active participants on a message board would pay so much attention to someone as obscure as Will Schryver? Sort of like Royal Skousen and the Illuminati clouding their minds and then whipping them into a frenzy.

Don't forget about the widows.

[_The Nehor]

Nehor, doesn't it seem strange that a dozen active participants on a message board would pay so much attention to someone as obscure as Will Schryver? Sort of like Royal Skousen and the Illuminati clouding their minds and then whipping them into a frenzy.

Don't forget about the widows.

I suspect the Beta Centaurians are using their satellite mind control lasers to pull this off. That's why I always hide tinfoil in my cap.

[_Kishkumen]

Nehor, doesn't it seem strange that a dozen active participants on a message board would pay so much attention to someone as obscure as Will Schryver?

Watch out, moksha, 'cause you're next.

[_Nomad]

Just when you think this whole Schryver bashing thing must have run its course, just when you think MDB has gotten the craziest it could ever get, Dr. Scratch comes along and proves you wrong.

by the way, I voted for “Other” because pretty much any other answer is more likely than the ones Scratch proposes. What makes you think WS has any “benefactor” at all? A wealthy FARMS donor? An apostle? Really?

Maybe he just made a good case and was allowed to pursue it. But wait, Metcalfe, Smith, and Graham have already proven that couldn’t be true, so the only explanation is that Schryver has crazy Jedi mind powers that he uses to hypnotize people and force them to submit to his will. That should have been an option in your poll.

In a way, I’m glad Scratch has now taken things to a new level of insanity, since it has reminded me how stupid it is to even look at this place, let alone participate.

[_Some Schmo]

In a way, I’m glad Scratch has now taken things to a new level of insanity, since it has reminded me how stupid it is to even look at this place, let alone participate.

Shut up, Will. Just shut up. You're an idiot.

[_Doctor Scratch]

Maybe he just made a good case and was allowed to pursue it.

That's doubtful, Nomad. We already know full well about the "locker room"/"Boys Club"-type atmosphere that prevails among the FARMS top dawgs, so it's extremely unlikely that Schryver just "convinced" them that he has a "good case." Kevin Graham is 100% right that a massive amount of butt-kissing had to have taken place.

The alternative you propose is unlikely, in my opinion, because it requires that DCP, Gee, Midgley et al. to be knuckle-draggingly stupid and incautious.

[_The Nehor]

Maybe he just made a good case and was allowed to pursue it.

That's doubtful, Nomad. We already know full well about the "locker room"/"Boys Club"-type atmosphere that prevails among the FARMS top dawgs,

No, we don't. In fact, you just got beaten down in the Celestial forum over this assertion. You admitted you know nothing about the interactions of most of the 'top dawgs' and your silly examples to try to prove this were laughable.

It's nice to see you realizing how tenuously you're holding on to this that you need to counter with a wave of baseless assertions of it. It might fool someone.

so it's extremely unlikely that Schryver just "convinced" them that he has a "good case."

Indeed, just because someone is foul-mouthed they don't let anyone do anything because of reason alone. Instead they need their ego flattered first. Schmo, Porter, Merc, CamWhore, all are examples of other foul-mouthed people who are utterly unreasonable.

Now, if you could just establish the FARMS is like that you'd have a fascinating case.

[_Doctor Scratch]

Nehor, are you drunk?

[_The Nehor]

Nehor, are you drunk?

Yes. On what I will not tell you. Hint: Not alcohol.

[_Buffalo]

Nehor, are you drunk?

Yes. On what I will not tell you. Hint: Not alcohol.

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