sock puppet for president

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_sock puppet
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MCB wrote:SP
Just might. You need a lot of friends giving you advice and guidance, if you can listen. Your opponents might twist your words against you. Need to give it a different spin.

FS
You forgot the title Thomas Sharp gave him--- AntiChrist.

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sock puppet wrote: Unwilling martyr (LOL—oxymoron)


Well to be precise it is redundant, in most cases.
"Any over-ritualized religion since the dawn of time can make its priests say yes, we know, it is rotten, and hard luck, but just do as we say, keep at the ritual, stick it out, give us your money and you'll end up with the angels in heaven for evermore."
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Can I be a member of your Council of 50? I have a brother who'd make a great assassin (has experience as such in W.O.W.) for your Danite group.
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Buffalo wrote:Can I be a member of your Council of 50? I have a brother who'd make a great assassin (has experience as such in W.O.W.) for your Danite group.

Buffalo is now vice chancellor of the Council of 50.

by the way, I will not be releasing the long form (nor any short form extract) of my birth certificate.
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I shall serve as your spiritual advisor and bishop of your ward.

Bow. And pay 10%.
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Since my candidacy for president gained no significant traction, I'm setting my sights lower. VP.

Do you think Mitt would want some balance on the ticket?
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You might provide some balance on the ticket. After all, you proceed to the number 1 spot if he is found ineligible for office--- for any strange unheard of reason.

He wasn't born in Mexico, was he?
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I would volunteer to be on your Secret Service detail. I could use up some of those 12 year old 30-30 shells for you.

Columbia sounds interesting. Is there a chance you might go there?
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Tator wrote:I would volunteer to be on your Secret Service detail. I could use up some of those 12 year old 30-30 shells for you.

Columbia sounds interesting. Is there a chance you might go there?

I'd probably be among the 11 that would get sent home early. Sounds like they were enjoying Columbia much more than the President.
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