Terrestrial comments from Will Schryver thread

[_Kevin Graham]

... there is only one way to handle puny men like Will Schryver ...

So you claimed ... but then you never told us the secret.

You know it, and so does Dr. Cam. He offered to help you, but you were too much of a coward, as usual. You then went on a self congratulatory rant about how you only fight to "kill". This was shortly before I pointed out that your front tooth was knocked out of your head via fist, by someone you didn't "kill."

That's when you fled the forum in embarrassment and started telling people you had put me on ignore.

But you couldn't stay away for long. We define who you are. Without us you have no identity, and your life is apparently just too friggin boring without us.

[_Kevin Graham]

Ah, and then there is wenglund, who has managed to involve himself in a record number of threads without ever producing a single substantive comment. But we all know Schryver's lapdog has no teeth. And he's too busy humping Will's left foot.

[Gadianton]

Kevin Graham has long been the high water mark for civil discourse in matters LDS on the net. It is why he commands such enviable respect and admiration amongst critics and apologists alike. His judicious use of the words "liar" and "idiot" and "fuqtard" and "humping" and other vulgarities are stated with unoffending gentleness, and garner nothing but appreciation. If only we all could rise to such lofty disposition.

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

[_Will Schryver]

I recall seeing the C word post before it was edited.

You're a liar. If you had seen such a thing attached to my name, you wouldn't have been able to resist clicking the "Reply with Quote" button fast enough.

Again, you're a base liar.

I have zero reason to lie.

Then why keep doing it?

All a reasonable person needs to do is review the thread in question (especially the posts that follow the one where I allegedly used the "C" word) and it becomes abundantly apparent that no such thing occurred. The post was there for at least two hours, and made hardly a ripple, save Rollo's observation that it was not very "Christ-like". (As though strong condemnations of hypocrisy and apostasy are somehow impossible to find in the words of Christ! LOL! See Matt. 23 and D&C 133 for starters.)

But, hey, feel free to cover yourself with dishonor in this case. In the long run, it makes no difference to me. After all, it's not my dishonor. Then again, if you've been willing to carry the thing this far already, it can only mean that personal honor and self-respect are not things you value very highly.

That, of course, is your prerogative.

[_Buffalo]

May I compliment the mob for remaining so calm (as Buffalo pointed out) during this weekend-long lynching. You have been the picture of tranquility as you dispense the fast mounting pages of spite. The sensitivity training has certainly paid off, and your respect for the rules of the celestial forum is a credit to your high character.

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

Wade needs to learn to recognize angry language. Take, for instance, most of the posts in this thread made by Mr. Schryver.

[_Will Schryver]

Scurvy?

I hear oranges help.

[_Spurven Ten Sing]

Not scurvy....spurven.....spurven.....

[Gadianton]

This reminds me of that scene in The Empire Strikes Back when Princess Leia calls Hans Solo a "stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder," and Solo's only comeback was, "Who's scruffy-looking?"

By only taking issue with one detail, he confirmed the validity of the message in the entirety.

I am sure we all were greatly encourage to see some here dispense with the vexing notion of presumption of innocence. But, imagine how our hearts will now soar to learn that ithe vexation has been replaced with the far more functional approach of "silence means guilt." If only secular jurisprudence would emulate this elite form of judgementalism.

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

[_Kevin Graham]

What, no witty comeback Will?

That's what I thought, little man. Throw up the smoke, adjust your mirrors accordingly. If you're lucky, everyone will focus on your other responses to other folks. You know as well as the rest of us that you're a phony.

[_Kevin Graham]

Yet, according to Will, no one really protested at his language.

ROFL! Nice legwork there beastie.

And the tradition of shameless lying continues, even in the very thread where he is trying to acquit himself of the charge of lying. Will keeps forgetting his environment, and expects us not to check up on his claims, as they refuse to do at MAD. You almost have to wonder if Will Schryver is actually an anti-Mormon trying to destroy the Church. He has single handedly done more damage than all the rest of the Pahorans and Droopys rolled together.