Terrestrial comments from Will Schryver thread

[_Droopy]

Kevin Graham has long been the high water mark for civil discourse in matters LDS on the net. It is why he commands such enviable respect and admiration amongst critics and apologists alike. His judicious use of the words "liar" and "idiot" and "fuqtard" and "humping" and other vulgarities are stated with unoffending gentleness, and garner nothing but appreciation. If only we all could rise to such lofty disposition.

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

Indeed. In point of fact, Kevin's participation in this tread is a majestic irony; perhaps greater than the small mountain range of ironies compiled by a number of other posters in this dual threaded hate fest.

Kevin Graham attacking Will Schryver for being either vulgar or stupid, is rather like Godzilla attacking Rodan for being clumsy.

[_Buffalo]

You seem to have some strange notion that if something is true it isn't an attack? Why do you think that?

I see your point, but when something is so well-established as to be a mundane fact, I don't think it really counts as a personal attack.

Example: Goebbels was a Nazi. I'm not personally attacking Goebbels by calling him a Nazi.

[_Buffalo]

You seem to have some strange notion that if something is true it isn't an attack? Why do you think that?

Please be patient with Buffalo. He is suffering from an enormous cognative deficite, and is doing his best, with my assistance, to unravel the knot of confusion that is his current state of mind. He is not ready, as yet, to rationally answer the insightful question you asked. So, don't be surprised if he comes up with something quite inane, if not deflective, in response.

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

:)

[_Buffalo]

Okay, I'll add your lack of a sense of humor to the other puliferating challenges I hope to help you overcome. Don't be discouraged. It can all be made right in time.

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

No one else thinks you're funny either. Just trying to help!

[_schreech]

Kevin Graham attacking Will Schryver for being either vulgar or stupid, is rather like Godzilla attacking Rodan for being clumsy.

I didn't realize that rodan claimed to be a follower/example of Christ who has had had special "experiences" confirming his conditioned belief that the LDS church is true....I also had no idea that rodan spent an inordinate amount of time trying to defend (obviously) fabricated works of LDS scripture...Does rodan have a mullet?

[_Droopy]

What, no witty comeback Will?

That's what I thought, little man. Throw up the smoke, adjust your mirrors accordingly. If you're lucky, everyone will focus on your other responses to other folks. You know as well as the rest of us that you're a phony.

So says this petty, bitter, vulgar, foul mouthed, hissing spitting little exmo commie gasbag sitting in a cinder block hut in a shantytown in Brazil with a bottle of Kahlua, a laptop stolen from an American tourist by the Shining Path, and stack of printed out Huffington Post blog entries by people laboring within the constraints of the same mental capacity that are his sole source of intellectual input.

One has to hand it to Graham, he really does believe we're too stupid not to perceive both his fantastic hypocrisy as well as his intellectual vacuity - and connect the dots.

[_Droopy]

I didn't realize that rodan claimed to be a follower/example of Christ who has had had special "experiences" confirming his conditioned belief that the LDS church is true....I also had no idea that rodan spent an inordinate amount of time trying to defend (obviously) fabricated works of LDS scripture...Does rodan have a mullet?

It wouldn't surprise me a bit if my quite apt analogy regarding Mr. Graham applied equally to you as well.

Not a bit.

[_Droopy]

With the amazing proliferation of the lynch mob, I think this thread has now reached critical mass and can officially qualify as group hysteria. Perhaps a commemorative medalian is in order--embosed with an icon comprised of pitch forks and torches and the phrase, "Vulgas Mente, multisque unus" (Mob Mentality, many against the one)

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

At this point, I think the only way to tell whether Will is innocent or not is to tie him to a chair, lower the chair into a river, and see if he floats.

Or, we could see if he as any warts.

[_Droopy]

ROFL!

I don't think anyone reads Droopy's posts anymore. He's always left alone, responding to himself just to keep his own idiotic threads alive.

I think you read them constantly. Every single one you're aware of.

I think its probably the only life you actually have.

[_Droopy]

ROFL!

I don't think anyone reads Droopy's posts anymore. He's always left alone, responding to himself just to keep his own idiotic threads alive.

Try as I might, I just can't get through his posts. It's always 10,000 words of pedantic self-stimulation with very little actual content.

Well, at least its not the kind of self-stimulation that so many on this board are given to (there, I said it. The temptation was just too great).