How The Church Can Stop Hemorrhaging Members

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_The Nehor
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Re: How The Church Can Stop Hemorrhaging Members

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Doctor Scratch wrote:
The Nehor wrote:I can point out that anyone guessing is in fact guessing and neuter the insult.


Great strategy. You've been getting picked on about this for what, a year? More than that? So obviously your strategy has been a huge success.


It has. I am going to be insulted here no matter what I do. After all, we have sleazeballs such as yourself on this site. This minimizes it. It does not eliminate it.
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The Nehor wrote:
Doctor Scratch wrote:Great strategy. You've been getting picked on about this for what, a year? More than that? So obviously your strategy has been a huge success.


It has. I am going to be insulted here no matter what I do. After all, we have sleazeballs such as yourself on this site. This minimizes it. It does not eliminate it.


Yep: it sure does "minimize" it. Of all the posters on the board, you must get picked on/made fun of the least! Surely this has to do with your brilliant rhetorical strategy!
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Doctor Scratch wrote:Yep: it sure does "minimize" it. Of all the posters on the board, you must get picked on/made fun of the least!


No, you see I am faithful LDS.

Surely this has to do with your brilliant rhetorical strategy!


Are you really this bored?

Or are you mindless enough to think that if you goad me I'll tell you all about all my sexual exploits? Trying to get that "Uncle Creepy" title back?
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The Nehor wrote:Or are you mindless enough to think that if you goad me I'll tell you all about all my sexual exploits?

To imply you have something to tell puts you in a position of either a liar or a hypocrite... checkmate... Dr. Scratch wins.
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zeezrom wrote:
Quasimodo wrote:Either way, they loose.

sort of.

In one case, they lose members, become more honest, and get some bad PR time. (lose-win-lose)

In the other case, they lose members, stay dishonest, and continue getting decent PR time. (lose-lose-win)

Maybe we could rate these with scores?

Option 1:
lose members = -4
become more honest = 10
get bad PR = -3
Total = 3

Option 2:
lose members = -4
stay dishonest = -10
get good PR = 3
Total = -11

So, it appears the church would be better off with Option 1. Do you think I should share this with the statisticians at COB?


Your Options need an additional factor: tithing.
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Re: How The Church Can Stop Hemorrhaging Members

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How The Church Can Stop Hemorrhaging Members?

Make it a sin to look on the internet, go to a library, or read a book as to which the Corporation is not the publisher or copyright holder. That ought to cauterize that hemorrahaging quite nicely.
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