God doubled rate of sending best spirits to earth '02-'08

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God doubled rate of sending best spirits to earth '02-'08

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From the Lord's rag(Desnews): Utah autism rate doubled between '02 and '08, data shows

I guess Elohim grew tired of the best spirits up there bugging him about them getting their bodies, so he upped his spirit drop rate for the best of the pre-mortal spirits by 2x to get them out of his flowing white hair.

For the nevermo's in the crowd, Mormons believe that mentally handi**pped children are the MOST valiant spirit children; so valiant in fact that God decided they did not need any test on earth and they are just here to get a body; and make life hard for the parents that they are borne to.. so send them here as mentally handi**pped, autistic, etc..

Wow, there are 10,000 of the very best spirits in Zion!
..as nearly 10,000 children in the state of Utah have been diagnosed with autism spectrum disorder (ASD), which includes autism, Asberger's and Pervasive Developmental Disorder-Not Otherwise Specified (PDD-NOS).
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I suspect this is a result of better testing than anything else, PP.
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Polygamy-Porter wrote:For the nevermo's in the crowd, Mormons believe that mentally handi**pped children are the MOST valiant spirit children; so valiant in fact that God decided they did not need any test on earth and they are just here to get a body; and make life hard for the parents that they are borne to.. so send them here as mentally handi**pped, autistic, etc..


That is not the official position of the Church.
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Simon Belmont wrote:
Polygamy-Porter wrote:For the nevermo's in the crowd, Mormons believe that mentally handi**pped children are the MOST valiant spirit children; so valiant in fact that God decided they did not need any test on earth and they are just here to get a body; and make life hard for the parents that they are borne to.. so send them here as mentally handi**pped, autistic, etc..


That is not the official position of the Church.


Does the church have an official position on this topic?
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harmony wrote:Does the church have an official position on this topic?



To my knowledge, no.
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Simon Belmont wrote:
Polygamy-Porter wrote:For the nevermo's in the crowd, Mormons believe that mentally handi**pped children are the MOST valiant spirit children; so valiant in fact that God decided they did not need any test on earth and they are just here to get a body; and make life hard for the parents that they are borne to.. so send them here as mentally handi**pped, autistic, etc..


That is not the official position of the Church.

Perhaps, but it does not keep the Mormon grandparnets/parents(chapel stripe) of the mentally challenged standing up and bearing fervent testimony of the "special spirits" that god has trusted them with to simply gain a body.

Growing up in the shadow of SLC, I heard this so often at church, that I did not know it was not "the official position" of the church.
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Do the 'most valiant, saved for these last days' include Chinese, Arabs, Iranians and Congolese types? Or are the 'most valiant' just the white ones in America and these others who are not 'white & delightsome' the 'best of the worst' who are born without the advantages of being white and in the land of promise?
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harmony wrote:Does the church have an official position on this topic?


Nope but the idea is silly. If the most valiant always have handicaps Jesus should have been autistic, had Down's syndrome, and been crippled.

Are the retarded some of the most valiant? Maybe. Does it matter that much? Not really.

On a practical note I really don't want another reason for the autistic and asperger's sufferers to talk about their superiority over everyone else.
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Joseph wrote:Do the 'most valiant, saved for these last days' include Chinese, Arabs, Iranians and Congolese types? Or are the 'most valiant' just the white ones in America and these others who are not 'white & delightsome' the 'best of the worst' who are born without the advantages of being white and in the land of promise?


Are you ever going to participate in the multiple threads you start, or do you just ask a stupid question and leave it at that?
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Simon Belmont wrote:
Joseph wrote:Do the 'most valiant, saved for these last days' include Chinese, Arabs, Iranians and Congolese types? Or are the 'most valiant' just the white ones in America and these others who are not 'white & delightsome' the 'best of the worst' who are born without the advantages of being white and in the land of promise?


Are you ever going to participate in the multiple threads you start, or do you just ask a stupid question and leave it at that?

Simon, you've left questions posed of you unanswered, including some of my questions of you. Why do you dog and hound (intentional, despite this weeks grammar lesson) Joseph for doing what you do?
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