The very manly-hansom Jesus face
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Jesus strikes me as a dope smokin' hippie, so if you can get past the tight, smoke-dehydrated skin, squinty bloodshot eyes, pony tail and yellowing mustache, I bet he was super duper hot.
I bet he wore a lot of tie dyed/plaid robes, too.
I bet he wore a lot of tie dyed/plaid robes, too.
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Where's his tie? I mean really... where's his tie???
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Blixa wrote:Chap wrote:What sports was Jesus particularly good at?
Dude, what (pee wee) sports wasn't he good at?
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Some Schmo wrote:Jesus strikes me as a dope smokin' hippie, so if you can get past the tight, smoke-dehydrated skin, squinty bloodshot eyes, pony tail and yellowing mustache, I bet he was super duper hot.
I bet he wore a lot of tie dyed/plaid robes, too.
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Morley wrote:My absolute favorite post of the week. (And it's been a good week.) Thanks, Blixa.
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Have any Church publications ever featured Jesus with short hair and no beard? Did he look like the handsome Joseph Smith?
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Quasimodo wrote:I'm always quietly amused when I enter a religious home and see a portrait of Jesus on the wall. He always looks Swedish. Not too many blond haired, blue eyed guys in Judea in those days.
Here's a computer illustration of what some folks think he may have really looked like:
Personally, I think his hair would be longer. Showing some signs of male pattern baldness. Maybe a hat.
Not sure about that as I have seen murals from the ancient Mediterranean area and many depict Romans and Jews are shown with red, light brown and dark hair.
As for Swedes v. Jews...here is a Swedish actor:

and here is a Jewish actor:

So which did Jesus resemble most?
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malkie wrote:Some Schmo wrote:Jesus strikes me as a dope smokin' hippie, so if you can get past the tight, smoke-dehydrated skin, squinty bloodshot eyes, pony tail and yellowing mustache, I bet he was super duper hot.
I bet he wore a lot of tie dyed/plaid robes, too.
You think WillS is onto something?
Well, I think he's *on* something, yes.
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RockSlider wrote:Morley wrote:My absolute favorite post of the week. (And it's been a good week.) Thanks, Blixa.
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Thanks. And while those figurines could be dismissed as just crappy kitsch, I actually appreciate that they show a kind of Title IX Jesus, one who encourages both boys and girls to enjoy physical activity. And also one who's secure enough in his masculinity for ballet and girl's gymnastics. That's a pretty good Jesus!
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Blixa wrote: And also one who's secure enough in his masculinity for ballet and girl's gymnastics. That's a pretty good Jesus!
I thought he was a creepy Jesus coppin' a feel in a few of those.
Catholic Jesus? Oh wait... then it would be boys. Forget it.
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