The very manly-hansom Jesus face

[_zeezrom]

I agree with Runtu. I like Nightlion's methods.

In a way, Mary would be the host of an E.T.

This is very appropriate as I sit here listening to Katy Perry's latest...

[_Blixa]

According to my theology, Christ was not a Hebrew. His genes were a clone of the Father's. There is no race attributed to God. That is why he made us in his image and likeness so that cloning is possible with us. Christ is in the express image of the Father.

I'm sorry, I spaced out on your clone theory, too. I like it a lot, actually, and I'm pretty sure there must be a similar narrative thread in some science fiction. I can't call it to mind right now, but I'd swear Johanna Russ talks about it somewhere.

[_Morley]

Personally (my theology), I think Jesus was a man like any other. If Joseph was his dad then he is 100% Semitic. If Mary was pregnant when she married Joseph (I think that is alluded to in the New Testament) maybe his dad was Roman. Like Brian.

Brian was Roman? Then why did he sing with that British accent?

[_moksha]

As for Swedes v. Jews...here is a Swedish actor:



and here is a Jewish actor:



So which did Jesus resemble most?

This guy

[_Quasimodo]

Personally (my theology), I think Jesus was a man like any other. If Joseph was his dad then he is 100% Semitic. If Mary was pregnant when she married Joseph (I think that is alluded to in the New Testament) maybe his dad was Roman. Like Brian.

Brian was Roman? Then why did he sing with that British accent?

We might have to ask sethbag about this.

If you have watched any documentaries or most especially the HBO series "Rome" you would know that all ancient Romans spoke with an English accent. Usually a North country accent (Yorkshire).

[_Morley]

Brian was Roman? Then why did he sing with that British accent?

We might have to ask sethbag about this.

If you have watched any documentaries or most especially the HBO series "Rome" you would know that all ancient Romans spoke with an English accent. Usually a North country accent (Yorkshire).

You are so right. Don't know how I blanked on that.

lmao

[_Some Schmo]

O... M... G... Jesus was a clone! That is the best thing I've heard all week.

I'll never be able to think of Jesus again without realizing what he really must have looked like:

[_zeezrom]

Schmo, that guy was a biological son not a clone of Jenga Phet.

[_Doctor CamNC4Me]

[_Some Schmo]

Schmo, that guy was a biological son not a clone of Jenga Phet.

Hmmmm... I thought he was still a clone, just the most exact replica clone made, and his father adopted him as a son because of it.

Thinking about it, the parallels are more numerous than I thought. We're all god's children, but Jesus is his closest replicate.