HM and HF are likely nearing divorce
-
_zeezrom
- _Emeritus
- Posts: 11938
- Joined: Wed Dec 30, 2009 8:57 pm
HM and HF are likely nearing divorce
I have this strange feeling that Heavenly Mother (1) is getting tired of being married to Heavenly Father. Does anyone else have this feeling? I think there might come a day in the near future when we find they are divorced and the sealing is annulled.
Oh for shame, how the mortals put the blame on us gods, for they say evils come from us, but it is they, rather, who by their own recklessness win sorrow beyond what is given... Zeus (1178 BC)
The Holy Sacrament.
The Holy Sacrament.
-
_The Nehor
- _Emeritus
- Posts: 11832
- Joined: Mon Apr 30, 2007 2:05 am
Re: HM and HF are likely nearing divorce
zeezrom wrote:I have this strange feeling that Heavenly Mother (1) is getting tired of being married to Heavenly Father.
This is either guesswork or you are claiming revelation. If they are both omniscient then they would both know that this was being communicated. In other words, trash-talking their partner to you is exacerbating the problem. Stop tearing your parents apart.
Does anyone else have this feeling? I think there might come a day in the near future when we find they are divorced and the sealing is annulled.
How would we know this?
"Surely he knows that DCP, The Nehor, Lamanite, and other key apologists..." -Scratch clarifying my status in apologetics
"I admit it; I'm a petty, petty man." -Some Schmo
"I admit it; I'm a petty, petty man." -Some Schmo
-
_Chap
- _Emeritus
- Posts: 14190
- Joined: Mon Jun 11, 2007 10:23 am
Re: HM and HF are likely nearing divorce
zeezrom wrote:I have this strange feeling that Heavenly Mother (1) is getting tired of being married to Heavenly Father. Does anyone else have this feeling? I think there might come a day in the near future when we find they are divorced and the sealing is annulled.
If that happens, who will get custody of the kids?
Zadok:
I did not have a faith crisis. I discovered that the Church was having a truth crisis.
Maksutov:
That's the problem with this supernatural stuff, it doesn't really solve anything. It's a placeholder for ignorance.
I did not have a faith crisis. I discovered that the Church was having a truth crisis.
Maksutov:
That's the problem with this supernatural stuff, it doesn't really solve anything. It's a placeholder for ignorance.
-
_Some Schmo
- _Emeritus
- Posts: 15602
- Joined: Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:59 pm
Re: HM and HF are likely nearing divorce
zeezrom wrote:I have this strange feeling that Heavenly Mother (1) is getting tired of being married to Heavenly Father. Does anyone else have this feeling? I think there might come a day in the near future when we find they are divorced and the sealing is annulled.
It can't be annulled if they've consummated the marriage.
But yeah, things haven't been the same since she shouted out Zeus' name that one night. What would you expect from a jealous god?
God belief is for people who don't want to live life on the universe's terms.
-
_Hades
- _Emeritus
- Posts: 859
- Joined: Wed Sep 08, 2010 5:27 am
Re: HM and HF are likely nearing divorce
Maybe Heavenly Mother is getting tired of being barefoot and pregnant all the time. It has to get old watching Heavenly Father make the rounds to all the other Heavenly Mothers in his harem. Who could blame her for wanting a break from all that?
I'm the apostate your bishop warned you about.
-
_Some Schmo
- _Emeritus
- Posts: 15602
- Joined: Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:59 pm
Re: HM and HF are likely nearing divorce
Chap wrote:zeezrom wrote:I have this strange feeling that Heavenly Mother (1) is getting tired of being married to Heavenly Father. Does anyone else have this feeling? I think there might come a day in the near future when we find they are divorced and the sealing is annulled.
If that happens, who will get custody of the kids?
Clearly they'd go to the mother. Absent fathers never win.
God belief is for people who don't want to live life on the universe's terms.
-
_Some Schmo
- _Emeritus
- Posts: 15602
- Joined: Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:59 pm
Re: HM and HF are likely nearing divorce
Overheard in a conversation between god and his divorce lawyer:
"I've been informed that your soon to be ex-wife has retained counsel."
"Oh yeah? Who's the devil's advocate?"
"I've been informed that your soon to be ex-wife has retained counsel."
"Oh yeah? Who's the devil's advocate?"
God belief is for people who don't want to live life on the universe's terms.
-
_Chap
- _Emeritus
- Posts: 14190
- Joined: Mon Jun 11, 2007 10:23 am
Re: HM and HF are likely nearing divorce
zeezrom wrote:I have this strange feeling that Heavenly Mother (1) is getting tired of being married to Heavenly Father. Does anyone else have this feeling? I think there might come a day in the near future when we find they are divorced and the sealing is annulled.
Some Schmo wrote:Chap wrote:
If that happens, who will get custody of the kids?
Clearly they'd go to the mother. Absent fathers never win.
Sounds good to me. I have never liked the way Dad tries to 'toughen us up' and 'test us' by putting us in harm's way all the time. I don't treat my kids like that.
I think being looked after by Mom would be fine. I bet she doesn't make us keep on saying how great she is all the time, like Dad does. He has issues, big-time. Maybe the divorce will finally get him into counseling?
Hope the judge doesn't make us visit Dad at weekends, though.
Zadok:
I did not have a faith crisis. I discovered that the Church was having a truth crisis.
Maksutov:
That's the problem with this supernatural stuff, it doesn't really solve anything. It's a placeholder for ignorance.
I did not have a faith crisis. I discovered that the Church was having a truth crisis.
Maksutov:
That's the problem with this supernatural stuff, it doesn't really solve anything. It's a placeholder for ignorance.
-
_Some Schmo
- _Emeritus
- Posts: 15602
- Joined: Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:59 pm
Re: HM and HF are likely nearing divorce
Chap wrote:Hope the judge doesn't make us visit Dad at weekends, though.
Given the number of his kids that only see him Sundays, you'd think the divorce was already final.
God belief is for people who don't want to live life on the universe's terms.
-
_Doctor CamNC4Me
- _Emeritus
- Posts: 21663
- Joined: Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:02 am
Re: HM and HF are likely nearing divorce
Some Schmo wrote:Overheard in a conversation between god and his divorce lawyer:
"I've been informed that your soon to be ex-wife has retained counsel."
"Oh yeah? Who's the devil's advocate?"
Lol...
In the face of madness, rationality has no power - Xiao Wang, US historiographer, 2287 AD.
Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.
Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.